JORDAN K 95 has won 6,390 Achievements and 18 Challenges in 322 games and 5 apps
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Well, it can handle the latest games in highest quality and run multiple programs such as Sony Vegas/Photoshop simultaneously for personal projects
She's a keeper!
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I'm sorry but that's a man !
Where is the Hydro thunder wallpaper?
Having a lot of issues with the achievement tracker in this game
Yep. Mine have completely stopped working.
When these two popped, some bars went up while others stayed the same, my caps stat has been stuck at 11,000 for a long time now
Let me know if you want the map room one, man!
Definitely, I'm after any I can get :)
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Sure thing. I can hop on at 1930 gmt
I'll be at work until midnight GMT lol
Can you hop on now??
Yeah can quickly, let's go
Treasure this moment, we are currently number 1 in the Team event!
But we had the moment! It may only have been 10 minutes, but we had it!
I saw it too! Definitely happened. Must have been my 45 points that did it!
After months of attempting, I decide to give it another few shots. I get the baby carrier on the first level I did. Wow.
Nice. The RNG for that thing sucked. I must've run the level I farmed it on over 100 times
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Nice, I never could get that carrier.
Damn, a little late to the game don't you think? ;P
Nah, online is booming, graphics are 400FPS and the game has an original music score! (I need to find a partner for the online)
If you don't want to do more work...
Servers aren't dead.
Stormbringer in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Boom. Only person to have done this for the second time? On TA, anyway.
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I have this game. :)
And grats by the way! I am a bit worried about that one as it looks like a tough achievement. :)
I can't believe you guys are friends
Mattias, Chronos is crazy. I mean literally crazy
It would enrage a lot of people. It's not a game to be rushed. People would blame the game; but, the faults would really be with the user.
It's one of the best games for combat. Also, Mattias... it's best to ignore my stalkers.
Or the cheerleader
^ word! Also Chronos, because you haven't 100% Cloudberry Kingdom yet, you are a sub-god...
You both look like fools. You recently had a Moderator warn you about your recent behaviour. Fact. No, I'm going to ignore fools. So long.
Well guess Mattias and Sully been getting in trouble. I am a good boy
A mate of mine just got a Lost Planet 2 WR. Good times. I might take the WR for this, now.
Also, this isn't that tough. These WRs are above CloudBerry, now. I've found something tougher than all of these games on the PlayStation. Have fun, Ireland.
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You'll never complete this game
You know what is interesting? You just attacked someone on TA for profile sharing... whilst indicating that you shared with him. Hypocrite.
Lol I know right!
Also, only joking. I think you may just have, only just have the luck to complete Cloudberry Kingdom. Make sure to record you unlocking the achievement! ;)
The only way he won't complete this game is if a patch breaks the achievements before he's finished xD. It's nothing compared to what he's already done really.
Also, WR pride yih fookin' sléibhín; I'm in the polymaths now officially, and on my way to chair Mensa. When are you buying Micro$oft/Microcock, son?
Look at that karnt. Sooner or later, mate. Can't stop starin' at your WR.
Where's me bull? Such culture.
I wonder if Living LUVZ... can work this one out.
No need to make a donkey out of yourself
There's a reason to join. How does Chronos put up with you?
It seems you're 34 milliseconds from another one. I like that.
Also, he isn't welcoming retards that follow a false dichotomy of "delusional Trump cocksuckers" & "SOCIAL JUSTICE CUCKS ARE RUINING AMERI-FAG-IA!".
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Living Legends need not apply?
Safe spaces not included.
Checking Ireland on here... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2015_H... | Accepted.
I wouldn't even wpplynbut in all reality SJW do ruin our system. Look at our healthcare system. Trump won so Americans decided to burn our flag, spend thousands of
Dollars on recounts and riot streets. Celebrities throwing tantrums and using social media to cry. That's unpatriotic. Anybody over Hitlery and Obama.
Firstly, I'd never help you with this game. Secondly, you are delusional. You think the state of your care is due to them? You're an idiot.
Also, you're basically asserting that anyone against Trump is one of them. A complete fallacy. You don't know what you'd like to think you do.
I'll tell you one thing. America is not a magical land of opportunity. It's a land of inequity; with massive gulfs between people. It's as if Trump suckers think that...
... will all change.
Social media agendas go both ways. Look at Pizzagate. That is one of the poorest attempts at defamation... I've ever seen. YouTube idiots will eat it up.
I'm also not implying either side will fix your care. Supposedly, your country spends less on care than we do... and we have some problems with it; but, nowhere near...
... what you seem to have. Governments and businesses are greedy. I don't see any country with revolutionary care.
Reply, whenever. I'll be off, soon. It's a false dichotomy; all this garbage between "liberals" & "trump lovers". I've said Trump could help in some areas to one of...
... my mates. Also, if he didn't truly win the popular vote; I can understand why haters will always go on about that.
He did not win the popular vote, he won the electoral college which is what we go by. Change does not come in one day or years, takes decades. I do not believe one
Against Trump is a SJW but the people who chose to display these behaviors of stupidity do not think clearly. I don't eat up YouTube videos of pizzagate etc. I do enjoy
Trey Gowdy's hearings against this fuck tards that are in our government system sucking us dry from us tax payers.
We are forced to have health care and it is more expensive now han before. My wife and I payed 750$ in the shitty plan while non working Americans on get it all for free
Our coverage sucked, high copays and medicine was not covered. Three visits to a doctor per yeat. What's worse is if you did not have healthcare then we would be penalize
In our tax return. My new job gives me healthcare since it is a state job but before I still paid an arm and a leg
Happy to have gone through the story on my PS3, again. https://psnprofiles.com/Kronos-Khaos
Max Payne, later. Probably. Red Dead at some point.
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New York Minute Hardcore on PS3? Hmm interesting...
Yeah, for fun. I've got plans. Cloudberry for both systems. Lost Planet 2 on the PS3, twice. Akai Katana at some point. Around the same time as DoDonPachi Resurrection.
Cloudberry Kingdom? Now that's a game I want to see you get all achievements ;)
I'm up to 319 on one account. 320 is easier than 319. It should only take about ten hours to get back to 319. Lost Planet 2 on the PS3 (for Kronos-Khaos) was one of...
... the hardest things I've ever beaten. People can beat Cloudberry & I've beaten them on both versions of Lost Planet. You'll see it. Eventually.
Unlocked on my first attempt... Birth of a Legend in Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit
Fun & easy... Extreme Soldier in Lost Planet: Extreme Condition
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Started Trial Mode around 11 PM. Done by the next day... Trial Athlete in Super Street Fighter IV
At least 15 World Records in one game. Took about 30 hours.
Kronos Khaos' achievements in Devil May Cry 4 Special Edition | Completed. Three times.
ChronosKaos' achievements in Call of Duty: Ghosts (Xbox 360) | K / D. Over 4.0. Multiple times. Thousands of kills. W / L. Over 7.0.
Master Ninja in Ninja Gaiden III | Enjoyed parts of it.
Ninja Gaiden II. All of these achievements with no deaths... Kronos Khaos' achievements in Ninja Gaiden II
Ninja Gaiden II. Can do it with no deaths. Basically. Also, found a certain "secret" for this...
Seasoned warrior in Quake 4
Can be done with no deaths... Master Ninja of Missions in Ninja Gaiden II | Let's see how many people work that out.
Someone recently saw my World Record on the PS3. I received this message... "eres una legenda". A legend. Cheers, Spain.
Don't worry, everyone. I will become massive on YouTube. In my own time. Anyway, I have other projects. Later, 360.
He's also massive on YouPorn, guys... in more ways than one. =)
Found another WR route. I basically always knew it; but, I confirmed another part of it. Perfectly reproducible, now. No luck for it, really.
You should play, WASTED. Not going to practice it. I know it works. Currently over 40 seconds. From my experience with the others; I know it can go below 40 seconds.
Can beat my last one; but, it's easy enough. Top three positions belong to Australia on that one. Confirmed within one hour. Seems only one person on the PS3...
... understands how it works, too. =) Fuck Cloudberry Kingdom; that's just doing. This needs to be solved with conducive weapons & routes. Then, doing. Haha.
Look at those. Now, I'm going to list some that have been on the PS3 for weeks...
Resistance for $2.95. Oi, WASTED. You should of bought it on here. Remember Me for $7.55. Catherine for $4.55. Dishonored for $7.55. Bunch of Castlevania ones for $4.55.
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please dont go who am i gonna pay out now !
Ultra Street Fighter for $11.95. The last sale we got was for Super Street Fighter & it cost more than that. Resident Evil games for $8.95.
Max Payne for $7.55. Complete Edition of GTA for $13.45. THREE GTA games for $17.95. TWO GTA games for $11.25. More stuff, too.
oh god stop this right now too much stop it
TrueTrophies got a lot of this wrong. No joke. Go on there. Said some of these would expire by the 20th of December. Still going.
You can still bribe me, karnt. No worries, aye. I'm definitely getting on that Resistance game for that price.
Bought a physical copy of the Complete Edition of GTA, though. Last night. Will do that, again. Consoles let you idle Wanted like a cheap bastard.
I'll never leave you, WASTED. Can't leave a grog monster like you, behind. You also haven't started Lost Planet, yet. I forgot if you have GTA IV for your PS3.
One of my final gifts to the world... https://bit.do/cW4z5 | New & improved. I could go a lot faster, too. I'll be on PlayStation for a while.
PSNProfiles is a lot more restrictive about who becomes a Moderator. There's about three and they don't have one for my time zone. Will probably code for them. Later.
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Living Legends gets lonely without me; so, we'll be around... sometimes. He's not used to getting wrecked at shooters.
I am mlg pro.
Chicks basically throw their pussies at you when you're in all of those things. I know you like this game... https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5302-red-dead-revolver
Has trophies. I'm gonna do this one... https://psnprofiles.com/trophies/4412-max-payne | Don't ask; but, I think you're out of California... at the moment. Michigan...
Yeah Legends an MLG pro at Black Ops 2! I'm not even kidding! Over a 2 K.D, several brutals medals, kill chains, ultra and 1 nuclear!
The only way I could even get a nuclear is by playing demolition
They should've given you a Nuke for reaching a Nuclear in that game. I fucking loved that in Warfare 2. Something like a Nuke for that time setting.
Haha. I know he likes that one. He said he'd take me on in any Call of Duty. As long as the Nuclear didn't come from playing against retards; like the ones on YT. Haha.
your definitely what your status is on Ghosts!
Had heaps of fun on that one. Love getting a Helo Pilot. There's a random Aussie on there who's played it for about 58 days. He called me a "dumb cunt"... when he lost...
... when the final kill was playing out. I was on my other account. I get heaps of abuse when I'm on alternate accounts. I've had lobbies follow me & shoot behind me...
... after they kept getting smashed in the back & from choppers. Same team. Haha.
Lol they're just jealous can they can never get as good as you lol! #You destroyed their ego
Australia is full of scrubs so to be king of scrubs means to just be an average karnt for the US. I would challenge you but Smite is the battleground for REAL GODS
No pun intended
^ both your comments actually made me laugh out loud! "but Smite is the battleground for REAL GODS" "no pun intended"
Correction. Ameri-fag-ia has no karnts... just cunts. Top karnts are all over here. You recently called me a God in one of your other comments & you want my Lost...
... Planet strategies. Don't try to show off to the big boys. We'll wreck ya. =)
Found some real Gods... Locution Of God's blog post - I'm better than you... | Feast your eyes on karnts whilst I sleep. Have a good one.
Before someone takes this seriously; I actually want to visit California. Just waiting on some insults.
Better get here quick before the wall gets built
Okay, one more. It's almost Christmas. You can idle the shit out of this game. No joke. Might do it. About as easy as it gets. Merry Christmas, virgins.
Game leaks easy Ratio. Hell can basically be beaten with , , . Solution on here is pretty much taken from an old one for the PlayStation.
, , ...
Automatically deleting my middle . Two presses of , one press of . Easy Ratio that doesn't come from the ONE. Later.
Haha. TA... lazy bastard. Two presses of , one press of .
Easiest bastard. Got wrecked like a pussy.
Oni got wrecked.
Strongest of all of these ones. They mixed Ryu & Akuma. Can now finish this game, whenever.
No, there are no connection issues. Not explaining it, though.
Someone just broke another one... https://bit.do/cWT7e | "Just how good are you?". I'm God. I look forward to when the ONE gets a proper WR game. =)
Why can't that scrub in California... do it? We all know why. At least my use of "scrub"... isn't ironic.
Just don't trigger the scrubs by bringing up degrees. "...there are 11 other comments". Job done. Don't even need to see what they are.
Cause you are "blocking"
great to see your in session lets prove to Rozay151 ausssie got awesome connections
Yeah, you actually had the golden connection. Rozay151 had a shit connection. Knew your one would work. No joke.
Nah, no "blocking". I'd let WASTED see how I do two of them. The recent ones. He just has to start it.
O want to be taught by a god, guess I got to keep looking for one though
Vote for this one, too. She does as she is told. Her biological purpose is to have children. Perfect.
That's their only purpose. Don't let my girlfriend read this.
The user who made the first comment is a champ. The user who made the second comment is a champ. The user above me (third comment) is a Pom with no girlfriend.
Is that 3rd guy trolling you?
Attempting to. Backfired after I commented on the fact he has no girlfriend. Don't waste your time. You've corrected the Pom, before.
Ah, the grammatically incorrect pom. I do remember.
Vote for... Ben-Hur Achievements
Very hard to choose. It's between that one and this one... Perfect Woman
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I voted for Perfect Woman. You can smack her around if she tries to give you the wrong type of lip.
The users that made the first three comments... they're champs. The user who made the fourth comment (just above this one) is a Pom with no girlfriend.
At least I don't sign into two different TA accounts and talk to myself
Actually, the most frequent people to comment on my profile for the last while... would be jjaldana, Ireland, WASTED & you. I know people enjoy my mockeries.
As for you; have fun befriending random Brazilians. Also, prove that it's the same person. Staff on here once thought I was Lebrohnski.
Why you leave me out. I enjoy your mockeries and bantering about random shit. Don't get all Boo Hoo on us (wink)
You're not relevant or frequent. The Pom has been butt-hurt for quite a while on my profile. I refuted the comments; which both of you have failed to do.
7 & , 6, 6, 6. Nobody is commenting on this move. You get to teleport behind the enemy. I'm definitely making my own guide for this game.
WR'in every day. Look but don't touch.
Oi, karnt. Where the fark have ya been? I made early Christmas presents for ya... https://bit.do/cTFgq | https://bit.do/cR4Rj | Farken' oath. No touch, mate.
He says you can touch him. A little bit. Platonically.
Fuckin' ar fheabhas, lad. Cracked a fat at yer Pom-free flag squishin' the whole board like an awning over the toy shop, awww. On ya mad karnt.
Aww, mate. You know he was in the middle of a root for each of 'em, aye? Secretly recorded all the chicks to show 'em to his mates, aye. Copies going out soon and that.
Why isn't this plural? Anyway, back to Ghosts; the best Call of Duty game... since Modern Warfare 2. No joke.
^ oh my
Two accounts over 4.0. Another account over 3.0. Starting account at 2.0. I know shooters. I got a World Record on Max Payne 3 on my first attempt. Literally.
When you keep calling in a Helo Pilot; it's a lot of fun. Seriously. There are hard-core players on this game, too. Maps this big are fun to read.
I wonder what the quickest time is to finish New York Minute Hardcore?
It takes a few hours for anyone that does it pretty well. Could take around an hour. It's enjoyable & very fair. Dead or Alive 4 is pure filth.
I have an early Christmas present for Alexia, Ireland, WASTED (alphabetical order; no bias) & so on... https://bit.do/cTFgq | Everyone loves WORLD RECORDS.
Front cover of the next Yeezus album... https://bit.do/cR4Rj | Back cover of the next Yeezus album... https://bit.do/cTFgq
Block all 50 leaderboards
I've got a video of how it works. I think I'll put it on YouTube. No "block". Opportunity for a WR on the PS3 or 360.
Too hot to keep the 360 on.
watch out for all those sweaty balls coming atcha!
Now, I know how all the chicks I've been with feel. Won't stop pounding in our Aussie summers.
Hopefully the servers won't close so you can get the online done. Not that you care I think
Yeah, I don't really care. Could always cram it into a short time. I think it's easier than it looks.
Obviously you could cram it, since you have 9 xboxes
Aye, it takes about two. Pommy bastard.
As if it is. I like the lack of encryption for years & years. I said it years ago. This place is a wannabe of... https://www.psnprofiles.com
When there's a thread that goes wrong over there; it gets deleted. It happened with Devil May Cry 4. Here, it just stays.
Yeah I noticed
I said Devil May Cry 4 is easy. A retard went crazy over there & the thread got deleted.
I recently checked the Leaderboards. Capcom reset all of the times & scores. Time for everyone to get an easy World Record.
As I'm busy being the next Aaron Swartz; I don't have time to check, again.
Living Legends is about to start it. Cheers for letting everyone know. I'd make a thread about it; but, I don't think they liked my last one.
No names. You mean all the hypocrites who used to gloat about "blocking"; but, can't do it, anymore? Very sad. Too quiet over there, now.
Too good to be a Kiwi, really. I'd join the German one; but, Merkel is busy turning it into Germanistan.
Trump will fix that. Guaranteed.
Don't take this seriously, people. Just mocking.
Make Germany great again!
You heard the Yank. No more Allah for Germany.
Yeah, you Pommy bastard. Everyone spins the Scythe. Dash. Spin. Repeat. I can do all of Ninja Gaiden II with no deaths & I gave it 0.5, too.
then why haven't you 100% Ninja Gaiden 2 then?
El Shittai* is garbage. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is for men. Devil May Cry 4 is okay; but, a talentless German likes to repeat it for thousands of hours.
Survival is really about throwing the Windmill Shuriken (not done). Easier than the Karma Attack Missions (done). I'll be doing the Missions, again. Matter of interest.
Ninja Gaiden II isn't completely a 0.5; but, I don't like parts of it. Got me bored. I'm a defiant bastard. Devil May Cry 3 is a good one. Try those.
which one is more difficult, Ninja Gaiden 2 or Devil May Cry 3?
Starting out new on both; probably everyone will say Ninja Gaiden II is much worse. II is probably the cheapest of all; but, you can learn to smash it.
Order that I like Ninja games... II, III & I hate Razor's. Yaiba doesn't fit. Never finished earlier ones. I'm damn certain II is the cheapest / "hardest". Later.
Yeah I've already got Ninja Gaiden 2 to play. Just need to get round to it at some point. I'm confident that I can 100% it ;)
If a whinging Pom can do it... we can do it even better. No word of a lie. Start it & leave Rising for the men.
G'day, virgins. I'm currently receiving a lot of hate for some of my statistics... http://bit.do/cSRNV | Supposedly, I'm a "modder"; but, my other account is over 4.0...
The messages are very upsetting; so, I don't think I'm going to be on TA or my 360... for a while.
I pray to Chronos at night!
You will be rewarded, son.
I don't think I've played that one.
Oh wow! It came out back in 2008 and was/still is a great game!
This is me not playing it... ChronosKaos' achievements in Grand Theft Auto IV (PC)
Ohh the Golden shower, no wonder such a high rating
You're making me type on me phone, out. Dog. Pizza. Watching the water. Good times.
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If they're gagging for it... why not? Aye. I prefer to give 'em a creampie. Nutritious & gets repeat customers.
You can write me in that context. That's australia, mate
Devil May Cry 2 is messed up. The stories are true. I had never played Devil May Cry 3... until yestie. I got an S-Rank in about twenty minutes. It'd take five, now.
It took about fifty minutes on Devil May Cry 2. Notice how nobody has basically uploaded an S-Rank run on the default settings... http://bit.do/cSmQg
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I might do it. It makes it a trillion times worse. Everyone already hates the second one. The third one is good. Recommend that all over the second one.
There's a bunch on Dante Must Die. There's basically none for the default settings. Probably do it when I've put more on YouTube. Gonna take no damage on lots of games.
Alexia, I've got a gift for you. One of the Lost Planet 2 Leaderboards has ten Aussie 'tags in the top ten positions. The most beautiful piece of art I've ever seen.
https://bit.do/cR4Rj | I'm proud to say that Yeezus has selected it as the cover art of his next album. Genius.
That's impressive mate nice work
Take the top 100
nice one love the gamertags gotta boss who is a dirty grub and karnt one day i hope ill be in the karnt club
If you're an intelligent American; you should be concerned. You will inevitably get fucked by that decision; not that the options were great.
I'll be watching this over the next few years... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2015_H...
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Probably the least relevant candidate in politics. A populist that won't save America. If anything; it could continue to drop on that Index.
If someone reads that as being "far-left"; you're a fucking idiot. I mentioned that the options weren't good. A lot of people wouldn't want a woman in power, anyway.
I wouldn't expect health care to change, either. It's not profitable for a government or businesses to efficiently cover over 300 million people.
Just watch when he isn't the champion of the "people". He knowingly used it as a lot of people are morons. They want "jobs", back?
Outsourcing takes jobs away from Americans... to begin with; something he's done in business... since forever. Desperately stupid & ironic. END.
I've been playing this like a maniac. I went from around 5 PM... to 6 AM. Three accounts; one I didn't make. When I play on alternate accounts; people talk a lot more...
... garbage. Some try-hard kept raging & could only say I "camp". Well, I record all of my games. It's funny that I get him from behind... whilst he camped...
... in a building on Warhawk. Sitting there with an I.E.D. & a Trophy System. Could you be more of a camper? I should make a montage of all the rage you get on this game.
Ireland, in just that small period of time; I've had at least five Lost Planet 2 WORLD RECORDS. I got four in less than two days. I woke up & decided to do it for a...
... fifth time. Ninja Gaiden II (overrated) has now been done with zero deaths. WASTED, I'll still assist you with the Bloody Palace (it's a joke).
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I like running through the Bloody Palace. I'm assisting next to nobody for Lost Planet. As for TA; I'm not logging on for a while. It's full of morons. Later. =)
What do you mean assisting?
Five today and six tomorrow, son! It requires at least one frontal lobe n'all! Congrats on all your bloody palace joy, too, but that's too easy my negro.
Do you know that you can earn millions on the side by coding as a hobby? Chuck a sickie on Friday for an extended session of world record rape, son. Hi mods! TRUMP 16!
Listen up, Jews. Free...
Cheers. I've always wanted to play these boring games.
The second one could be okay. It's probably named after you. Fucking handsome. Such a God.
is this free weekend deal there doing or a keeper
You'll be able to tell me. Take it, anyway. ChronosKaos confirmed that the Collection was named after him.
Fucking fun game.
Can't be a prick & just do this for another TA event. I just give direct amounts of money. I'd do it on my other profile; but, I literally can't remember the password.
I could barely remember the PIN for one of my phones. When I can think of the password; I'll do it on my other one. Drinking.
I remember, now. I blame WASTED.
Interested in how they handle this.
I am excited for this. Played he first on the PlayStation and absolutely loved it.
You're married & about 45. You've played almost everything. You've got a PS3. You should try Lost Planet 2; it's even easier on there.
You're not showing Red Dead Redemption the love it deserves. I won't spoil it; but, Cortana dies in Halo 4.
He's 27 (I think)
I owned a PlayStation for years before switching to xbox. I gave it to a buddy of mine because he could not afford one. I did show love,boughtthe game twice
And I am not 45, 27 is right. I k ow I am mature but not old
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