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19
Pinky flying weird thing! A story about a young man with a wish!
I once read a fun story that someone here on TA had on their blog. Since I cant find it I will re tell the story in my own way and make it my own based on real life experience. Here we go!


I was out walking the other day and found a precarious looking bottle. I took a look at it and then threw it away and kept on walking. Suddenly I heard a weird sound behind me. Swish Swosh bong.....Then something came out of the bottle. I looked with fear at some flying looking pink thing!

HEY YOUNG MAN! You should not throw away nice looking bottles like that! I live in that bottle and you freaking hurt my head and my feelings.


I was thinking to myself...what the fuck is this!?!


The pink looking flying thing then told me! Well now when you have disturbed my sleep I grant you one wish and you can wish almost just about anything you want.


So then I was thinking to myself! Oh boy! That's great! But what do I want?!?


hmmmm...I stood there thinking for a long time and I then decided to wish for peace in the world. No more wars and no more killing. I asked the flying pinkie if I could wish for this?


He looked at me! After a weird moment of silence he said! NO CANT DO THAT! Impossible to create peace in some of the places in this world. I just cant do it. It takes too much of my energy and I already slept for over 1000 years in my bottle. Sorry my young man but can you wish for something else please?


I now stood there wondering what the heck should I wish for?


I then remembered how my EA account recently got locked for buying things cheap just to sell them for a bit more making profit in FIFA 18. I had been waiting for such a long time and I was just tired of waiting for it to be unlocked again so I could play the other EA games I owned. I was tired how EA treat their customers and shut down their servers so I was thinking to myself...should I waste my wish on something silly like this?


I then asked the flying weird looking pinky figure to make EA great again and that they would always treat their customers in a nice way and stop banning people for silly things.


Now the fling pinky thing looked at me with big shocking eyes!


He then screamed out with a shaky voice....ARE YOU CRAZY MAN, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN EVER?!? What was your first wish now again?


I then reminded him of my first wish and hopefully there will be world peace very soon in our world. You can all thank EA later for that.
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