Pinky flying weird thing! A story about a young man with a wish!
I once read a fun story that someone here on TA had on their blog. Since I cant find it I will re tell the story in my own way and make it my own based on real life experience. Here we go! I was out walking the other day and found a precarious looking bottle. I took a look at it and then threw it away and kept on walking. Suddenly I heard a weird sound behind me. Swish Swosh bong.....Then something came out of the bottle. I looked with fear at some flying looking pink thing!
HEY YOUNG MAN! You should not throw away nice looking bottles like that! I live in that bottle and you freaking hurt my head and my feelings.
I was thinking to myself...what the fuck is this!?!
The pink looking flying thing then told me! Well now when you have disturbed my sleep I grant you one wish and you can wish almost just about anything you want.
So then I was thinking to myself! Oh boy! That's great! But what do I want?!?
hmmmm...I stood there thinking for a long time and I then decided to wish for peace in the world. No more wars and no more killing. I asked the flying pinkie if I could wish for this?
He looked at me! After a weird moment of silence he said! NO CANT DO THAT! Impossible to create peace in some of the places in this world. I just cant do it. It takes too much of my energy and I already slept for over 1000 years in my bottle. Sorry my young man but can you wish for something else please?
I now stood there wondering what the heck should I wish for?
I then remembered how my EA account recently got locked for buying things cheap just to sell them for a bit more making profit in FIFA 18. I had been waiting for such a long time and I was just tired of waiting for it to be unlocked again so I could play the other EA games I owned. I was tired how EA treat their customers and shut down their servers so I was thinking to myself...should I waste my wish on something silly like this?
I then asked the flying weird looking pinky figure to make EA great again and that they would always treat their customers in a nice way and stop banning people for silly things.
Now the fling pinky thing looked at me with big shocking eyes!
He then screamed out with a shaky voice....ARE YOU CRAZY MAN, THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN EVER?!? What was your first wish now again?
I then reminded him of my first wish and hopefully there will be world peace very soon in our world. You can all thank EA later for that.
Posted by MattiasAnderson
on 19 July 18 at 02:02
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