New Happy Wars achievements eh...been quite a while since I've played. Will have to load it back up.
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV. - High On Life
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut. - High On Life
Defeat 9-Torg. - High On Life
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