Damn just missed it :/
So... if one were to actually read the story and enjoy the game, how long would you estimate the completion time to be?
A very long time. I wouldn't have any idea how to do whatever needs to be done.
Make 2500 moves - The Food Run (Win 10)
Complete half of the DLC levels - The Food Run (Win 10)
Collect all double then all single foods on level 12-5 - The Food Run (Win 10)