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Mar
20
PermalinkBuried
So I fell into a depressed state of mind over the weekend and couldn't stop myself from trying to feel better in a way that never fails:

(Yell this with me monotonously and loudly like a robot with broken volume)
I cn_BOUGHT SHIT TONS OF Gcn_AMES
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I spent $140......got 33 games or something like that. A lot of it was on Steam. A few things were on the 360 and the One. Oh, how happy I was when I decided to commit with the list of games I cut it down to. Originally I wanted to just spend, spend, spend; you know that one arm over your head, cocked back ready to fire, shaking in a tense manner? Found myself with a fist full of quarters ready to chuck at my Xbox One. That's how you successfully make a purchase. That or your shove dollar bills through the disc loader. I didn't, though. Cut it from over $200. I was happy!

Then....it caught up to me.

I don't have time...
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I am getting farther and deeper and darker into a hole that is being dug with a ferocity and speed that I have no control over. After a while, out of the depths you can hear a raspy "my precious" from the well of my despair. And yea! You guessed it, I am clutching my original Playstation 1 because I still have games from THAT generation that I haven't finished or touched. I hate myself. =]

...my hell will be arthritis so bad I won't be able to pick up a controller.

To the sunny days ahead...that I will shut out with the blackout blinds in my room. Just kidding, I kind of can't wait for spring and summer. I have plans of visiting you. All of you. Without warning.

Love,
The Monster Under Your Bed, Oinkbat

PS, I'm writing dramatically, but feeling comic, don't take it literally.
Posted by oinkbat on 20 March 17 at 05:27 | There are 5 comments on this blog post - Please log in to comment on this blog.
Jan
05
Permalink2017 Goals
End of Year:
200,000 gamerscore
Finish the Microsoft Collections that I have on my card
Finish 50 game stories
Maybe finish GOW4

Attempting to get 2,000 Gamerscore a week

Hoping for single player games to complete in 7 days from 1st achieve pop.
Trying to 100% (not including unobtainables):
Condemned
Saints Row
Outpost Kaloki
F.E.A.R.
Texas Hold' em
Halo 3
Burnout Paradise
Devil May Cry 4
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2
Viva Pinata Trouble in Paradise
Fable 2
Saints Row 2
Mirror's Edge
Left 4 Dead
F.E.A.R. 2
Resident Evil 5 360
Prototype
Red Faction Guerilla
Darksiders
Just Cause 2
Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY
Halo: Reach
Fable 3
Kinect Adventures
Dragon Age 2
Divinity 2 Dragon Knight
L.A. Noire
Dark Souls
Batman Arkham City
Forza 4
Dungeon Defenders
Saints Row The 3rd
Halo Anniversary Edition
Elder Scrolls V Skyrim
Gotham City Imposters
I Am Alive
Prototype 2
The Witcher 2
Game of Thrones
Dragon's Dogma
Magic 2013 Planeswalker
Halo 4
Sleeping Dogs 360
Darksiders 2
Dust An Elysian Tale
Dishonored 360
Resident Evil 6 360
Happy Wars 360
Hitman Absolution
Far Cry 3
Crysis 3
Gears of War Judgment
Walking Dead Survival Instincts
Battleblock Theater
Dead Island Riptide
Defiance
Sacred Citadel
Monaco
Charlie Murder
Saints Row IV
Assassin's Creed IV 360
Batman Origins
World of Tanks
Wordament Snap Attack iOS
AirMech Arena 360
Wordament Snap Attack Droid
Diablo 3 Reaper of Souls 360 and One
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
Saints Row Gat Out of Hell

New to Collection:
Dark
TC Splinter Cell Blacklist
Blacksite Area 51
Recore
Deadpool
Shadow Complex Remastered
Alto's Adventure
King's Quest
King's Tale FFXV
Mirror's Edge Catalyst
Click Heroes
Timeshift

Completed or progressed:
Condemned
Burnout Revenge
Firewatch
Monopoly Plus
Beyond Eyes
Clockwork Tales
Murdered Soul Suspect XB1
Rainbow Six Vegas 2

Probably not going to happen, but my progress to my main end of year goals will be through these games and others. Let me know if there are games you want to boost with me. Happy New Year, everyone. I hope your year is blessed with amazing endeavors. Have a great year!
Posted by oinkbat on 05 January 17 at 01:29 | There are 13 comments on this blog post - Please log in to comment on this blog.