Eggs = Silicon Knights Budget & Dennis Dyack's Credibility Basket = Too Human TrilogyEggpic
At least Dyack and company made a better trilogy
than the new Star Wars trilogy. Sometimes less is more.
I rest my case. This really didn't happen, did it? What. In. The. Fuck. George.
Eggs = Blind Clevelanders Basket = LeBron James
This still Cracks
me up until this day. I hope the people in this video got nuked for cleansing purposes to give the city of Cleveland a chance of being below average in every conceivable way again some time in the distant future. Sorry for pouring salt on healed wounds Clevelanders. NOT!
Eggs = Allen Iverson's Money Basket = Gold chains, fresh nikes, hoochie mommas, divorce lawyers, child support, cars, and large quantities of marijuana.
Iverson made over $150 million dollars just on the basketball court. $50 + Million more off endorsements. Sadly, Iverson now has less dollar-dollar-bills than practice sessions.
Tyronn Lue got the last laugh then (a championship) and now (not broke). He earned 21 million over his NBA career. He didn't blow his money and lives in a sweet ass cribb in Vegas.
Sure, Iverson threw down like a Rock Star and got instant gratification for many of years, but how in the hell do you go broke
with over 200 million dollars? You could go hard as a mother by spending a grand a night. 200 million dollars would cover spending a grand a day for 200,000 days. 547 years! What. In. The. BuTT.
I'll give you a life lesson on how not to go broke. Don't listen to a goddamn word that comes out of Soulja Boys mouth. You have much better chance turning out A-ok.
What's the beef? Don't get me started on that guy.
The Easter Egg Cindy made for me. I'm trying to act as if the egg has special powers and will get me going again or at least that is what I said in my mind before I devoured it. Hopefully that works for me because It seems I've hit the maximum capacity for achievements unlocked over ones lifetime. I'm playing a battle of tug of war with myself, trying my best to keep moving forward even if it doesn't feel the same.
Happy Easter everyone!