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Apr
02
PermalinkHomefront Online Update
Homefront online, It's still buggered - bastards.
For those who thought it was coming back start of April - Shame on You. What is start of April? The 1st.
We hope for a resolution, but Crytek refuse to answer any emails, post any news or just do anything useful whatsoever.
There are now facebook pages dedicated to this issue, although I think we should have a spam Crytek day in honour of their ignorance. Then at a set time each week we can have a go at crashing their mail servers.
Failing that they should just announce they are a bunch of cocks and are not fixing the issue. Job done, we can go back to hating on EA then.

Onto Multiplayer progress, March was a good month.
BC2, TS4, Sonic Transformed, Raskulls, MUD all done. Fifa12, Reach, FC2, TDU2 & Ms Splosion Man almost finished.

April Priorities
Finish off Fifa12, Reach, FC2, TDU2 & Ms Splosion Man

Then working on Red Faction, Fuel, Ace Combat Assault Horizon (Co-op Missions - Hopefully), Dante's Inferno and anything else on the list if I have time.

Looking to start soon:

Ace Combat Assault Horizon (Co-op Mainly)
Bioshock 2
Crackdown (Co-op)
Dante's Inferno (Co-op Trials)
Dirt 3
F1 Race Stars
Fuel
Game Room
Happy Wars
Rock band
Texas Hold'em
The Bigs 2
Too Human

In Process:
Bad Company
Far Cry 2
Fifa 12
Halo Reach
Homefront
Red Faction Guerilla
MOH Warfighter
TDU2

Ones for another day:
Battlefield 3
Darksiders II
Dead Island
Dirt Showdown
Fable III
F1 2011
Forza 4
Gears of War 3
Halo 4
Hitman Absolution
NFS Shift
Syndicate
TC's Graw
Posted by ukinspro on 02 April 13 at 11:16
Jalalabad CBoy BEWARE - people are claiming Homefront servers are back online but it is all LIES. They were never down in the first place. You just need to use a knife on the inner part of the game disk, this will scratch off the firewall. Once the firewall is removed you need to cover the disk in honey so that the Xbox can read the developer's copy of the game. WARNING - you will need to shake your xbox over and over before doing this to ensure the flux capacitor chip falls loose. This chip WILL bring great scots if you are not careful. Forward this message onto 10 friends to receive 4000 Microsoft Points.

Bioshock 2 - Set something up, you have 6 (Spartan, Rich, Wisegurl, Opto, me and you)
Crackdown (Co-op) - Count me in for some suit stomping orb collecting shi'ite
Game Room - I am loaded with points and ready to spend
Happy Wars - Count me in for free fun
Too Human - I have this, but didn't realise it had online
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 11:38
ukinspro I thought you needed to Hit the Xbox with a Shoe to release the chip. Too Human has a co-op achievement, but think you need to be a fair way through the game to do it, will look at.
Posted by ukinspro on 02 Apr 13 at 11:43
Jalalabad CBoy People who follow these instructions probably don't have shoes. But never judge a book by its cover, unless it is lamenated for easy wipe.

Ok, let me know the Too Human shit and I will start plowing into it like a caretaker at a West Brom primary school.
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 12:53
DGC BrotherH00d I bought a second copy of homefront a few months ago.. Fuck.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 13:04
Jalalabad CBoy Check your bad self OW! Did you like my blog?
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 13:23
DGC BrotherH00d Can't read it if you make it private...
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 13:45
Jalalabad CBoy Too Human - I see a bunch that can be done in either solo or coop, but this is the only "coop-only" achievement:

Too HumanTeamwork TakedownThe Teamwork Takedown achievement in Too Human worth 18 pointsOne player must destroy the troll's chest armor and the other must mount kill.


Can we do this straight away? Or do I need to get so far into the game?
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 13:46
ukinspro Thats the one, presume we need to get there first, not sure if we both have to. Not happy about killing a Troll. Not enough Trolling as it is.
Posted by ukinspro on 02 Apr 13 at 13:48
DGC BrotherH00d @CBoy, TLDR. Don't know if only the last part is about me but hey, good work on that Photoshop! You should consider getting into the business. Next time, I would appreciate if you can use something more recent then a 2009 pic lol..
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 14:02
Jalalabad CBoy But this is the old Brotherhood, before turning to a life of USB crime. I like this Brotherhood. He was awesome. The new one has lost his swagger like Mick Jagger.
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 14:06
DGC BrotherH00d Don't call me a USB modder, seriously. I had it with this cheater crap that you always accuse me of as I never modded my profile. If you accuse me again, I will just ignore you from that point on.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 14:09
Jalalabad CBoy What is a USB modder? I was just saying the old Brotherhood was a swell guy but something bad happened. Maybe he mixed with the wrong crowd or was pushed into doing something bad. I just miss him so bad. Who's bad? Saying just that would make him moon walk across the living room whilst a ghost is dancing on the xbox. Check my bad self OWWWWWWW!

Seriously, what happened to him. I am worried. I think Kelvin buried him under a windmill or drowned him in a really wet dyke (probably watching too much Loose Women or something).

What a guy.

RIP Brotherhood.
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 14:17
LGS I Hitman Brotherhood shut up you modder
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 17:34
DGC BrotherH00d ^DAT BURN.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 17:37
Jalalabad CBoy You shouldn't say things like that Hitman. DGC (Dirty Game Cheater) Brotherhood no longer cheats. He created a new gamertag to stay clean. He went for DGC BrotherH00d as it was free for some reason.

You don't want to mess with the all new v2 Brotherh00d. He knows Abba and can Stay Alive Stay Alive (Ah ah ah ah). Blame it on the boogey.
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 17:54
LGS I Hitman @Brootherhood DAT UGLY FACE
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 19:55
DGC BrotherH00d ^*BrotherHood..
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 19:56
LGS I Hitman ^ Do i give a shit how i spell you still a ugly cunt at the end of the day
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 20:11
DGC BrotherH00d ^ U mad bro?
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 20:13
LGS I Hitman ^ U a hacker Bro? oh wait you are
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 20:19
DGC BrotherH00d ^ U copying bro? I don't even know who you are so you can say all you want but you will remain just a hater.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 20:35
LGS I Hitman ^ And you will always be a hacker
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 20:47
DGC BrotherH00d ^The correct term would be "Modder" and not "Hacker" if you would want to go there.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 20:51
LGS I Hitman Says the hacker himself
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 21:05
DGC BrotherH00d *Modder.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 21:06
LGS I Hitman Hacker, modder does it matter you're still a cheater
Posted by LGS I Hitman on 02 Apr 13 at 22:08
DGC BrotherH00d But then why is my ratio higher then yours?
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 22:10
Jalalabad CBoy HAX
Posted by Jalalabad CBoy on 02 Apr 13 at 22:22
DGC BrotherH00d ^Obvious hacks indeed.
Posted by DGC BrotherH00d on 02 Apr 13 at 22:28
KeLvInD Im up for:
- Fuel
- Happy Wars (4pl co-op?)

Also in for
- F1 Race Stars
When it drops a bit more in prize
Posted by KeLvInD on 03 Apr 13 at 00:26
ukinspro check on the first although not sure when Happy Wars will happen as it will take a while. F1 Race Stars is more a case of buying the DLC rather than needing to boost as the online achievements are easy and very few. As in win 1 race.
Posted by ukinspro on 03 Apr 13 at 08:33