XboxOne - Awesomeness
Is that even a word.
Well I thought all my Christmas's had come at once with the unveiling of XboxOne. Apparently I can now stay in Bed whilst Playing games, watching TV, surfing the net, having 8,000 friends and eat donuts. mmmm donuts!!! And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
The Kinect is always on as well, comes with a pair of arms to help you with those lonely moments, yet has no speech capability. Bonus!!!
Now if I can only persuade the NHS to Install a Colostomy Bag, I will never have to move again. Thanks Microsoft you have thought of everything.
I just now need to work out how to rent one for less than 12 months, after all, this time next year I will have died from some obesesity related illness.
In all seriousness though, why the fuck do I want all my eggs in one basket? So I get the red ring of death, suddenly I can do nothing my games, my TV, my internet all fucked. But its OK I have a warranty, you'll fix and send it back to me in 2 weeks. 2 sodding weeks, what the hell am I supposed to do. Anyway 2 weeks later my Box is back, New Hard drive or processor or something, excited I load up my game, time to jump back in. NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MS have one more surprise for me, the game don't work, I need to pop down game and pay them £10 so I can use it on another console or something like that. (Shut up before you comment this is not real dipshit). Well thats not happening, I haven't moved for 6 months, I don't fit through the door anymore and the only carer prepared to go to the shops for me is a Mr J Saville. Not sure I can trust him He came highly recommend by LGShitman but I'm a little unsure.
Anyhow back to reality, I want a games system not a fucking entertainment system you knobs. So £429, err No, not happening. Don't care about all your bits you are doing to games as I only buy new anyway and am always connected to Internet. But £429 for a games console is steep. Sell me the one without all that other shit on it for £250 you got a happy customer, otherwise its 360 all the way.
Finished dirt 3, needed 2 people and you spin about 10,000's. Sounds familiar, now where did I see this before. Finished RF, Fifa 12 & Ace Combat Co-op.
In store for June?? Gaming to take a backseat - Trolling Pikey's instead
Posted by ukinspro
on 13 June 13 at 12:53