Seems like there is something nasty going on with island vacations. I remember the good ol' times when all you did was sunbathe, sip a cocktail and generally be lazy. Now you spend your time running away from evil looking things and fearing for your life. As a result I changed my vacation plans: next year I am leaving psycopaths, exploding monkeys and zombies behind and going to the mountains. Worst case scenario, I'll be devoured by a Yeti.
I am pretty sure the only thing that caught your eye in the first paragraph was the "exploding monkeys" part. A while ago, we detailed the pre-order
bonuses for island-set shooter http://www.trueachievements.com/Far-Cry-3/achievements.htm
In this trailer you meet Hurk, an exclusive quest-giver that straps monkeys with explosives and sends them to blow-up his enemies. This pre-order bonus is a GameStop exclusive and includes four bonus missions and two multiplayer humiliations with Hurk and his monkeys.
I wonder if the monkey humiliations involve throwing poo.Far Cry 3
will be available on November 29th in North America and December 4th in Europe. If you pre-order now, you might still be able to score the insane edition