Retail Releases: Week of November 19th, 2012

By Mark Delaney, 5 years ago
"Hey Lois, this retail release week reminds me of the time when I was at that cocktail party with Agent 47..."

*cut to extended scene of rehashed joke followed by chicken fight, then resume the original story*

North America — November 20th, 2012
Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two (Released on November 18th)
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse
Hitman: Absolution
Rise of the Guardians

[via Gamestop]

*cut to musical number*

Australia — November 23rd
Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two
Hitman: Absolution
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse

Midway Arcade Origins (Releases on November 22nd)
Disney Pixar Toy Story Mania!

[via MightyApe]

*forcefully insert politically incorrect joke to be labeled edgy*

Europe
Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two
Hitman: Absolution
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse

LEGO The Lord of the Rings

*finish with any of the following: satirical scene of something from pop culture, another politically incorrect joke, or a humorous quip from Stewie*

[via MCV]
Mark Delaney
Written by Mark Delaney
Mark is a Boston native now living in Portland, Oregon. He's the Editorial Manager on TA, loves story-first games, and is one of three voices on the TA Playlist podcast. Outside of games he likes biking, sci-fi, the NFL, and spending time with his fiancé and son. He almost never writes in the third person.