It's time for another episode of "Straight-Talk with obj."
In today's episode, we're bringing you the newest trailer out of Japan for Earth Defense Force 2025
and the admission that I don't speak a single word of Japanese. Therefore, I'm going to do my best to translate this action using only visual clues.
OK... so EDF 2025
will feature Japanese rappers, the prerequisite giant bugs (quick aside: Where's Mothra?), wanton destruction of said bugs, giant mechs, patriotic propaganda, and an intriguing epilogue.
In summation, I don't speak Japanese
, but I can tell you that Earth Defense Force 2025
is set for a July 4th release.