ARK: Survival Evolved - The Mesopithecus Details

By Fierce, 1 year ago
Harking back to our past news coverage of the very immature Mesopithecus from ARK: Survival Evolved, I would like to start off by saying that in my personal opinion, this is not a very classy monkey.

He may be cute, he may be nimble and though you will have the ability to carry him on your shoulder; to quote the developers, he can "act as a mobile feces-flinging turret", and that is just not how a proper monkey should act. Sure, you'll be able to toss him over enemy walls and have him unlock small doors; and even to his credit, he will automatically harvest nearby plants on his own for you, but the poop-flinging is something that an uncivilized zoo animal would do.

I do, however, like the fact that you will be able to dress up this primitive primate from your hat collection, because a silly monkey deserves a silly hat. For more spec details on the Mesopithecus, you can check out the artwork image below:
ARK: The Mesopithecus

Stock up on paper towels and clothes pins, because this ca-ca catapult will aid you on your travels when Ark: Surival Evolved releases on Windows 10 and Xbox One via the ID@Xbox program in June of 2016. It will also be part of the Game Preview program before the end of the year.
Fierce
Written by Fierce
Fierce is a monkey that lives in a tree and on occassion will create gaming news for everyone to see. When he has free time he's either playing video games or making banana souffles and can be found hiding deep within the swamps of Florida in the U.S. of A.