New Wolfenstein II Trailer for Strawberry Milkshakes

By Kevin Tavore, 5 months ago
Strawberry milkshakes are a timeless American classic. Everyone loves them! Creamy ice cream and milk. That's all you need to make such a delicious treat. They make children happy and Nazis also — why wouldn't they? Even in an establishment that has the gall not to serve German food, a Nazi can find a strawberry milkshake right up his alley. Maybe it'll even be the last thing he ever eats before he meets BJ Blazkowicz and dies a gruesome death.

Today, the local diner has released a new trailer for their strawberry milkshakes. It features your average Nazi and has partnered up with Bethesda's upcoming Nazi-killing simulator, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. It's a partnership made in heaven if you love killing as much as you love strawberry milkshakes. Considering how badass the weapons look, well, you probably love them as much as strawberry milkshakes.


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This is Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. You can get it on October 27th.

Strawberry milkshakes are available now at your local diner. They're a lot better if you live in the south and can get one made with Blue Bell. Enjoy!
Kevin Tavore
Written by Kevin Tavore
Kevin is a lover of all types of media, especially any type of long form story. The American equivalent of Aristotle, he'll write about anything and everything and you'll usually see him as the purveyor of news, reviews and the occasional op-ed. He's happy with any game that's not point and click or puzzling, but would always rather be outdoors in nature.