Coffee Crisis Achievement List Revealed

By Rich Stone, 7 months ago
We have just picked up the achievement list for Coffee Crisis, which is developed by Mega Cat Studios.

The game is published as part of the ID@Xbox program.

Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up that pays homage to the nineties era of classic arcade & 16-bit brawlers

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our 4 most prized commodities: our metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth.
You can find guides to unlocking these achievements as soon as we have them on the Coffee Crisis Achievements page.
Coffee Crisis

There are 45 achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret:

Name Description Gamerscore
Coffee forgin’ Complete stage 1 22
Barista Brawler Complete game with Ashley 22
Iron Savior Complete game with Nick 22
Making the Dream Work Complete game in co-op mode 22
Straight Outta' the Street Complete stage 2 22
Strike Out Complete stage 3 22
Riverside Savage Complete stage 4 22
Country Punchkin Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee 22
Industrial Sabotage Complete stage 6 22
Trippin' It up Complete stage 7 22
Martian Maniacs Complete stage 8 22
Search Your Feelings Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B. 22
Effing Overlord Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord 22
Straight Outta' the Park Defeat bouncers in stage 3 22
AI Destroyer Defeat robot boss in stage 6 22
You Can Probe me Any Time Defeat Big Blue Alien miniboss 22
Alien Anihilator Defeat 25 aliens 22
Enemy Abductor Defeat 25 enemies 22
Caffeine Addict Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up 22
Coffee Chugger Complete mini-game 22
You've Done this Before Earn an extra life from high score 22
I am Alien Chow Lose 25 lives 22
I'm the Boss Now Beat a boss with max health 22
Extra Cheese Activate a level password 22
Smell of Cheaters in the Morning, The Activate a cheat code 22
Livin' it up Collect 25 lives 22
I'm Invincible! Collect 25 invincibility powerups 22
Attackinator Collect 25 extra attack powerups 22
BR00TAL Complete game on Metal difficulty 22
ÜBER BR00TAL Complete game on Death Metal difficulty 22
Metal Master Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes 22
Speed Metal Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes 22
Rocking the Metal Jesus Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks 22
Repent, Sinner! Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin 22
Straight Outta the Street Act 2 Complete Stage 11 22
AI Destroyer Mark II Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again 22
Cog in the Machine Complete Stage 12 22
Groupie Playa Complete Stage 13 22
Head Banging Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss 22
Mosh Pit Complete Stage 14 22
Galactic Savior Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester 32
Lurker Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight 22
Guitar Shredding Use a Guitar weapon 22
Payback Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon 22
Jared the Mayonaise Kill 25 Mayo enemies 22
Rich Stone
Written by Rich Stone
Creator of TrueAchievements, TrueTrophies and TrueSteamAchievements. Writes site news and still finds time for the odd game here and there. Loves Racing games and Shooters, yet to be convinced that any RPG is worth the time investment!