Think of the Children Achievement List Revealed

By Rich Stone, 3 months ago
We have just picked up the achievement list for Think of the Children, which is developed by Jammed Up Studios and published by Fellow Traveller.

The game is published as part of the ID@Xbox program.

Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
You can find guides to unlocking these achievements as soon as we have them on the Think of the Children Achievements page.
Think of the Children

There are 27 achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret:

Name Description Gamerscore
Alone Time Finish the story solo. 100
Family Time Finish the story with two or more players. 100
Super Parent Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level. 30
Super Parents Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together. 30
Lovely day at the park Get an A+ on the Park level. 35
Between the yellow flags Get an A+ on the Beach level. 35
Express Lane Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level. 35
Socialite Get an A+ on the Party level. 35
First Class Finished the Airport level with an score of A+. 35
Thrill Seeker Get an A+ on the Skydiving level. 35
WITNESS ME! Get an A+ on the Outback level. 35
Glamping Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level. 35
Ghost Stories Get an A+ on the Bonfire level. 35
Monkey Business Get an A+ on the Zoo level. 35
UNDER THE SEA! Get an A+ on the Ocean level. 35
A wholesome parenting simulator Get an A+ on the Final level. 35
Fashion Souls Create a custom character. 30
Please, don’t have kids! Lose the game in less than 20 seconds. 30
I’m not touching that Win a level without picking up a child. 30
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Throw the same child 10 times in a row. 30
Credit where credit’s due Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing! 30
Artist Make 50 produce splatters. 30
Chatterbox Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds. 30
Ooh, you’re dirty Touch poo while wearing the poo hat. 30
Unaligned Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing. 30
Are we there yet? Stay on the loading screen for five minutes. 20
It wasn’t a lie! Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat. 30
Rich Stone
Written by Rich Stone
Creator of TrueAchievements, TrueTrophies and TrueSteamAchievements. Writes site news and still finds time for the odd game here and there. Loves Racing games and Shooters, yet to be convinced that any RPG is worth the time investment!