Goat Simulator (Win 10) Achievement List Revealed

By Rich Stone, 9 days ago
We have just picked up the Goat Simulator (Windows 10) achievement list.

You can find guides to unlocking these achievements as soon as we have them on the Goat Simulator (Win 10) Achievements page.

Goat Simulator

There are 85 achievements worth a total of 2,375 Gamerscore, none of which are secret:

Name Description Gamerscore
Goat Queen Become the Queen of Goat Ville 30
A new challenger has appeared Clear 25 survival quests in one game 15
A Story About My Elevator Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 30
Alexander Goatstafsson Win the title bout! 15
A Story About My Goat I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement 15
Angel Goat Do no evil 15
Around the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 30
Bacon marauder Shoot down 30 police ships. 15
Be not afreight Destroy all freighters 15
Big in Japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet 30
Boat Ride Enjoy your trip 15
Boulder of Death Hit the party with the Boulder of Death 15
Bounce it! Enable the hydraulic cars. 15
Builder Goat Find all the blocks 90
Butthurt Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. 90
Dastardly Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive. 15
Demogoat Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 30
Devil Goat We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell 30
Disgusting Why did you step in that? Yuck 15
Dodge This Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 15
Don't starve Eat 50 food items in one game 30
Elfstreet Boys Baa with the choir 100
Excalitgoat Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 15
Goat from above Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 30
Goat Of The Hill Everything the light touches is your kingdom. 15
GoatBall Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 15
Goatfellas Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. 15
Goatipede Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 15
Goats 'n' Stuff Hold your own concert 15
Gravity Goat Unlock the gravity goat mutator 90
Hang tight Paraglide in the air for 1 minute 30
Hat Simulator Buy all hats 30
I am Goat Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 30
I Freaking Love Goats Find all collectibles on level 7 30
I wanna be a baahlionaire Gather $1000000 15
Is That A Goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 30
It's working... IT'S WORKING! Run wild with the Podrunner. 15
Itsamee! Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 15
Jörgen Jörgen 15
Le Voyage Dans la Lune A Trip to the Moon. 15
Ling Ling Into Battle Go Fight the turtles 15
LOEK Master Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 30
Look at it go! Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 15
Love or Hate? Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 15
Masterchef Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 15
Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds 30
Mermaid Goat Unlock the mermaid mutator 15
Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider. 90
Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad 90
My little brony Find all the pony horses. 15
NERD! Find all collectibles 15
Not Again Get deviously trapped again 15
Old Goat OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 30
One Ball Ride a bike for 60 sec 90
Pedestrian Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 15
Plentiful masquerade Wear 30 masks at once. 15
Retirement Just finish that one LAST job. 15
Ruler of the seven skies Blow up all pirate ships 15
Rymdskepp I Rymden Travel to space! 100
Shattered dreams Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 30
Splishy splashy Visit the badehaus. 15
Steal the Show Do a card trick at the magician 30
Survivalist Craft all items in one game 15
Survive for your life Survive 10 days 30
Testaholic Complete test chambers. 15
The Big Score Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. 15
The Charter Trip Visit all zones on the MMO level 30
The Flapmaster Score 10 points in Flappy Goat 30
The Goa'th amendment Craft all the weapons in one game 30
The Icelandic Experience It never erupts when you want it to. 30
The Song of my People Listen to the whole pan flute song. 15
The world is your canvas Tag 10 walls. 15
Tony Goat Finish all manual quests 30
Too much fun Kill 7 zombies with one minifun 30
Try Hard Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! 30
Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items 30
Use the sword, goat Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 15
Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back 30
Voluntary QA Trash the server room 30
Warm bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 30
The alien or the egg? Headbutt all alien eggs 15
What is its purpose? Thrash the Goathenge 30
What’s the count? Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 15
Wheel Goat Unlock the wheel of time mutator 30
You raise me up! Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 15
Goat Simulator is developed by Coffee Stain Studios and published by Double Eleven.
Rich Stone
Written by Rich Stone
Creator of TrueAchievements, TrueTrophies and TrueSteamAchievements. Writes site news and still finds time for the odd game here and there. Loves Racing games and Shooters, yet to be convinced that any RPG is worth the time investment!