We've just picked up the latest DLC achievement list for Railway Empire, and the developers have really doubled down on their puns. Brace yourself for some terrible jokes based on classic French stereotypes.
There are 8 achievements worth a total of 200 Gamerscore, none of which are secret but all of which are just truly terrible.
Railway Empire's achievements have descended further into the pun abyss with each new update, with the base list only including a few gems such as the below:
|Name || Description || Gamerscore|
|Quiche le train || France scenario: affiliate with Freycinet. || 20|
|Train au chocolat || France scenario: affiliate with Boulanger. || 20|
|Train brûlée || Complete the "Into a new time" as president. || 30|
|Train au Vin || Transport 300 wine in the region of France. || 30|
|Crêpe exprès || Use the "Forquenot" locomotive in the "Into a new time" scenario. || 20|
|Trackatouille || Connect all cities in the region of France. || 30|
|Loc-Monsieur || Own 5 luxury tailors in the region of France. || 20|
|Train de canard || Complete a 100 year era free game in France as president. || 30|
Things escalated by the time we received word of the Germany DLC achievements, with all of the names riffing on classic fairy tales. Here's our personal favourite:
The Railpunzel achievement in Railway Empire worth 70 pointsConnect the cities of Basel and Königsberg in a Germany game.
Of course, nothing compares to the relentless pun assault presented by this latest list. The track to completion might not be so light-hearted though; completing a 100-year free game isn't going to be too easy when you need to get the President score.
We'll be back with more physically painful punnery as soon as the Empire decides to expand further.
This game was featured in our Best Xbox One Simulation Games Available in 2019 article. Why not check it out to see what else made the cut?
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