"Dante's Inferno" To Feature Baby Killing

By NightStalkar, 9 years ago
This just in: EA's video game adaption of Dante's "Inferno" will feature baby-killing. The slaughtering of babies, that is correct. However, these babies were never baptized, so therefore this is not immoral by any means laugh (I kid, I kid).... but at least no more immoral than the killing of dogs in Call of Duty: World at War right? As long as it's self-defense? Anyways, your primary weapon for fighting off these demon baby hordes is a giant scythe. Sounds fun, yes?

It seems Rockstar may soon have some competition in the most controversial game category. Anyways, more goodies from Inferno will be posted as soon as they are released.