Saints Row: The Third Remastered Achievement List Revealed

By Rich Stone,
We have just picked up the Saints Row: The Third Remastered Achievement list.

There are 79 achievements worth a total of 1,290 Gamerscore, none of which are secret.

Saints Row: The Third Remastered Achievements

Name Description Gamerscore
Dead Presidents Complete 'When Good Heists...'. 10
The Welcome Wagon Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'. 15
We're Takin' Over Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'. 20
Tower Defense Complete Act 1 in one way. 20
Kuh, Boom. Complete Act 1 in another way. 20
Gotta Break Em In Complete 'The Ho Boat'. 25
I Heart Nyte Blayde Complete 'STAG Party'. 25
kill-deckers.exe Complete 'h ttp://deckers.die'. 25
Titanic Effort Complete Act 2. 40
Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains Complete 'Zombie Attack'. 25
Murderbrawl 31 Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'. 25
Too Close to the Son Complete Act 3 in one way. 30
Gangstas... In Space! Complete Act 3 in another way. 30
Hanging With Mr. Pierce Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district. 25
Mourning Stars Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district. 25
Hack the Planet Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district. 25
You're the Best... Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district. 25
Bright Lights, Big City Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport. 80
Ouch. Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud. 20
Tune In, Drop Off Complete all instances of Trafficking. 20
And Boom Goes the Dynamite Complete all instances of Heli Assault. 20
Fence Killa 2011 Complete all instances of Mayhem. 20
Your Backseat Smells Funny Complete all instances of Escort. 20
Double Dose of Pimping Complete all instances of Snatch. 20
Porkchop Sandwiches Complete all instances of Trail Blazing. 20
Go Into the Light Complete all instances of Guardian Angel. 20
Tank You Very Much Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem. 20
Have A Reality Climax Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax. 20
Getting the Goods Find 25% of all Collectibles. 10
Life of the Party Find 100% of all Collectibles. 20
Shake and Bake Complete your first Challenge. 10
You're My Hero! Complete ALL Challenges. 30
Ow My Balls! Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault. 10
Gender Equality Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character. 10
Bo-Duke-En Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style. 10
Love/Hate Relationship Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members. 10
Gellin' Like Magellan Explore every hood in Steelport. 20
Who Loves Ya Baby Kill 50 brutes. 10
A Better Person Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store. 15
Haters Gonna Hate Kill 1000 Gang Members. 15
Cowboy Up Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot. 10
Pimped Out Pad Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory. 10
Flash the Pan Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport. 10
Third and 30 Spend over 30 hours in Steelport. 40
Opulence, You Has It Complete 'Party Time'. 20
Stay Classy Steelport Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar. 10
The American Dream Customize 10 vehicles. 10
Everything is Permitted Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets. 10
Hi-Jack It Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets. 10
Cooked To Perfection Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity). 10
Get Off My Back Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity). 5
Stick the Landing Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing). 5
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing). 10
Flame On Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing). 10
Feeding Time Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki). 10
Murder in the Jungle Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki. 10
Storm the Yarn Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm. 10
C-C-C-Combo Breaker Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo. 10
Genki Bowl Champ Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII. 20
I Do My Own Stunts You parachuted in on the second take and stuck the landing. 5
First Contact Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene. 10
Union Buster Kill 15 cameramen. 10
Xenaphobe Kill Space Brutina. 10
Lights! Camera! Action! Collect all 6 hidden clapboards. 5
Pew! Pew! Pew! Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol. 10
Warrior Princess Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks. 10
Revenge of the Navigator Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming. 10
Do a Barrel Roll! Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean. 10
C-List Celebrity Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space. 20
B.A.M.F. Defeat 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks. 10
Public Enemy #1 Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car. 10
Weird Science Complete mission 'Weird Science'. 10
Eye of the Bee-Holder Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron. 10
Sting Operation Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'. 5
Tour de Farce Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'. 10
Supaa-Excellent! Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball. 10
Send in the Clones Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow. 5
The Johnnyguard Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge. 10
My Pet, Monster Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones..." 20
Saints Row®: The Third™ - Remastered gives you control of the Saints at the height of their power, and you live the life to show for it. This is your City. These are your rules. Remastered with enhanced graphics, Steelport the original city of sin, has never looked so good as it drowns in sex, drugs and guns. Take a tank skydiving, call in a satellite-targeted airstrike on a Mexican wrestling gang, and fight against a highly-trained military force by your lonesome in the most outlandish gameplay scenarios ever seen.
Saints Row: The Third Remastered is developed by Sperasoft and published by Deep Silver.
Rich Stone
Written by Rich Stone
Creator of TrueAchievements, TrueTrophies and TrueSteamAchievements. Writes site news and still finds time for the odd game here and there. Loves Racing games and Shooters, yet to be convinced that any RPG is worth the time investment!