| Name | Description | Gamerscore |
| Brand new body | Finish the tutorial | 10 |
| Skull breaker | Send a monster back to the grave | 10 |
| Shovel face | Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel | 10 |
| Prying eyes | Pick up a crow skull | 10 |
| Skull Finder | Collect all crow skulls in the fields | 40 |
| Fashion Victim | Buy a new outfit! | 20 |
| Crash Boo-ndicoot | Smash all the crates in the fields | 20 |
| Curse of the Scarecrow | Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows | 20 |
| License to Drive | Pass your abandoned minecart driving test | 15 |
| Boogie-Man Wonderland | Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE! | 25 |
| Bomberman | Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses | 20 |
| Ghostbuster | Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines | 20 |
| Skull Hobbyist | Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines | 40 |
| Ghost Rider | Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end | 15 |
| De-Composer | Make some magic mushroom music! | 20 |
| Cruel Tea | Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner | 20 |
| Skull Collector | Collect all crow skulls in the swamp | 40 |
| Formula Ugh | Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts | 15 |
| Whack-a-Mole | Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending) | 20 |
| The Bigger They Are... | Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy) | 20 |
| Skull Aficionado | Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown | 40 |
| High Flyer | Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle | 15 |
| Ain't no rest for the wicked | Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard | 20 |
| Hunger Killer | Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony) | 20 |
| Skull Fanatic | Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard | 40 |
| You'll Float, Too | Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain | 15 |
| The Worst Achievement Possible | Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List | 20 |
| Skull Obsessive | Collect all crow skulls in the North | 40 |
| The Baddest Bad Guy | You must unlock this achievement to see its description | 20 |
| Full Closet | Fill out your wardrobe | 80 |
| Disk Jockey | Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophone | 80 |
| You've Got A Problem, Man | Collect every single crow skull in the world | 100 |
| Official Groupie | Give in to your inner completionist | 100 |