Stubbs the Zombie comes back from the dead in March, achievements revealed

By Sean Carey,
Stubbs is back! We have just picked up a new achievement list for a rerelease of Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse on Xbox consoles. The original Xbox title looks to be a port from developer Aspyr Media, who recently handled the Star Wars Episode 1 Racer port/remake on modern consoles.


Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse, developed by Wideload Games and published by Aspyr Media, first launched back in 2005 on the original Xbox console and Windows PCs. You play as Edward "Stubbs" Stubblefield, a travelling salesman who is killed by his girlfriend's father. A quarter of a century later, Stubbs rises from his grave to enact revenge on the living by creating his own army of the undead. Gameplay revolves around bringing the city of Punchbowl, PA to its knees. To do this, you'll use Stubbs' "bodily arsenal of zombie sputum, gut grenades, and the stunning unholy flatulence" to kill and convert humans to your undead alliance.

According to the Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse Microsoft Store listing, the rerelease launches next month on March 16th.

There are 35 achievements worth a total of 1,000 Gamerscore, none of which are secret.

Name Description Gamerscore
That didn't age well Compete the painfully slow, forced tutorial 15
Reap what you sow Now you're getting the hang of it! 15
Don't be suspicious!!! Give Stubbs a hand! 15
Rock and Parole Do it for the meme! 15
Next Time Bring a Map We know what you did. 15
Dawn of the Dead So many deals! 15
Unprotected whoopie! You look good in those genes. 15
I make a PP Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine 15
Army of Darkness Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains 15
Does this look infected? Eh, shake it off 15
Meeting with Death Clear your calendar. 15
DIE WYE DIE! Mahlzeit 30
Cletus Defeatus Sooey! Feedin' time! 30
Hands-on parenting Bon apetit 90
1 easy payment of… It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it? 15
Un-Re-Animated You're a zombie that died. 15
Crypt-O-Currency Eat 2005 brains 90
It's a real groaner! 100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible. 90
We got a twitcher! BOOM HEADSHOT 15
Stubbs Otaku Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help. 90
360-No-Brains Land a jump tackle 30
Obsessive Possessor Posess each type of enemy once 15
The Spleen Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence 15
Fast Zombies Beat the game in under two hours 90
Sausage Fest Load a jeep up with the squad 30
Car-Daver Get run over by a vehicle 15
Should've hid in a fridge Get killed by an airstrike 30
Strike! 10 kills with a single Sputum Head 15
Dirt Cheap 10 Sod-O-Mobile kills 15
Plowed Up 5 Tractor Kills 15
Tanks for the Memories 10 Tank kills 30
Bust a Gut Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air 15
The First Law of Robotics Get killed by a robot 30
Bahhh-Barian You shouldn't pet the sheep 15
Six Seasons and a Movie Demand a sequel. 10
Be the Zombie. Kick A** and Take Brains.

It’s 1959 and the city of Punchbowl, PA, is a beacon of progress and ideal living. Show the living that law and order are no match for a dead man on a mission. Your boyfriend’s back Maggie, and Punchbowl is gonna be in trouble!
Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse comes to Xbox consoles on March 16th.
Sean Carey
Written by Sean Carey
Hey, I’m Sean! I joined both TrueAchievements and TrueTrophies as a staff writer in 2019. I’m a big fan of the Metal Gear Solid series and love a good narrative adventure. Most evenings you’ll find me failing to get a win in Call of Duty: Warzone.