Saints Row: The Third Pre-Order Bonus Detailed

By Michelle Balsan, 7 years ago
THQ released a video detailing what you can expect to receive should you decide to pre-order their upcoming title, Saint's Row: The Third.

Well, I won't make you wait any longer; here's Professor Genki's Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Promotion.

Didn't quite catch what was in the video? Well, that's ok, here's what you can expect in (possibly) easier to digest text form.

- Professor Genki's Super Ballistic Man-a-pult:
Cruise Steelport in style with this vacuum-action human-cannonball truck. Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition against the forces of evil, and everyone else.

- Professor Genki's "Octopuss" Weapon:
Fire baby octopi onto your enemies' heads! Watch as the octopi massage their scalps and your enemies fight for you! Enemies can be friends too!

- Professor Genki's Leisure Stunt Suit:
The ultimate in comfort and tight-fitting apparel, the Genki Leisure Stunt Suit is perfect for skydiving over Steelport or to wear while ejecting from high-flying fighter jets. Free Genki mask included!
Saints Row: The Third is scheduled for a November 15th release in North America and Australia, and a November 18th release in Europe.
Michelle Balsan
Written by Michelle Balsan
Michelle is the Assistant Manager of the Newshounds at TrueAchievements and has been a member of staff since 2010. When not contributing to gaming websites, she makes her living as a mild-mannered librarian. She can be compelled to play just about anything if there's a co-op component, and has been playing games with friends and siblings since the Atari 2600. As it's reportedly healthy to have hobbies outside of gaming, she also roots for some of the most difficult sporting franchises to root for, the New York Mets and New York Jets, but offsets that by rooting for the New Jersey Devils. She's also seen pretty much none of the movies you have, but she's working on that.