Orcs Must Die! Launch Trailer

By Jonathan Barnes, 7 years ago
I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless love really is a battlefield, in which case I WILL FIGHT YOU.

However, I digress, the point is that I think all problems can be solved by sitting down over a cup of coffee and maybe a hug... especially when it comes to those misunderstood Orcs.

Unfortunately, Robot Entertainment continues to disagree with me and campaigns for the eradication of the green ones. Their latest piece of propaganda, https://www.trueachievements.com/Orcs-Must-Die-xbox-360.htm, hopes to sway you, the peaceful people, over to their side. I urge you to remain strong in your allegiance to peace as you watch the launch trailer.

MUST... KILL... ORCS. The sheer awesomeness of Apocalyptica's take on Edvard Grieg's piece from Peer Gynt has raised a bloodlust in me that can only be sated by spilling the hemoglobin from many Orcs.

Fortunately, Orcs Must Die! hit the XBLA marketplace today, will only cost you 1200 MSP and can be downloaded here.
Jonathan Barnes
Written by Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan has been a news/views contributor since 2010. When he's not writing reviews, features, and opinion pieces, he spends his days working as an informal science educator and his nights as an international man of mystery.