Welcome to a lesson in "How to Write A News Article for Lollipop Chainsaw
Step one: Make a comment about the latest pieces of media, which can be either concept art
Step two: Include a comment about how Juliet is a cheerleader. This includes an optional step in which you can comment on how attractive she is for a bunch of pixels. Saying "She's young, flexible and ready to kick zombie butt" is perfectly acceptable. Saying "She's young, flexible and I'd tap that" is not acceptable. It is important to know your limits when writing about Lollipop Chainsaw
Step three: Show the actual piece of media, usually with a brief introductory sentence such as "Here's the latest trailer, showing Juliet ripping zombies limb from undead limb using her trusty chainsaw. This time, we get to see her use some special moves to keep her slaying combo counter moving on up".
Step four: Include another comment about an interesting part of the video, such as "At the :52 second mark, is she fighting a pair of giant zombie chickens?"
Step five: Remind everyone that Lollipop Chainsaw
will be out June 12th in North America.
Step six: Collect underwear