Frozen Free Fall: Snowball Fight Review by Dakrkplayer2

20 Sep 2015
18 80 30
One key statement to discrab this game. A loss apatutioney to have a game. Where a stright or bi man played with his miss. Because it multiplayer will not set you owned rules. So the two love birds play this game for fun togather. It should allow how much time on the clock. And how fast super snowball metter gose. Or trun off timer all togather. And make the match where who get x amount snowballs first. But that just me. And if I made this. I do that. And add skill level and displayed the rule of the level better in single player mode. And offer to paid the game to lifth the limits of the stander licend key.
PhonySpoonThis is literally the most broken English I have ever seen in my life.
Posted by PhonySpoon on 20 Sep 15 at 20:02
AgentZachMorganDear god, I need to go lie down after reading that shock
Posted by AgentZachMorgan on 20 Sep 15 at 20:30
Dakrkplayer2I am disable. And write on the Xbox Means no spell check at all.
Posted by Dakrkplayer2 on 20 Sep 15 at 20:39
Oriole2682I understood everything except "apatutioney", whats it mean?
Posted by Oriole2682 on 20 Sep 15 at 23:46
But how is babby formed?
Posted on 20 Sep 15 at 23:52
xLsWxSorry but if Dak is disabled this is well and truly out of order - I teach kids with severe dyslexia and autism, some of the ridicule here would seriously hinder them .... heartless.
Posted by xLsWx on 21 Sep 15 at 15:56
PhonySpoonObviously I didnt know this LsW.... I just read it as I would. If i had of known this I wouldnt have made that comment obviously....
Posted by PhonySpoon on 21 Sep 15 at 16:25
xLsWxWasnt directed at you Phony - more the community - people are quick to jump on others reviews.
Posted by xLsWx on 21 Sep 15 at 17:15
OfficerBarbradyEven if the English was 100% perfect, this would still be a very poor review. I knew nothing about this game before reading this and even after understanding what you were trying to say, I still know nothing about this game.
Posted by OfficerBarbrady on 21 Sep 15 at 22:41
The GlobalizerThis review is peak Dakrkplayer2.
Posted by The Globalizer on 22 Sep 15 at 03:15
JordoHow is this even a review? I still don't know a single fucking thing about the game facepalm
Posted by Jordo on 22 Sep 15 at 14:21
One key statement to describe this game.

This game is more fun when played with a friend. When you start a match together the rules will already be set but you have the option to change them.

It should allow you to change how much time you want to put on the clock and how fast the Super Snowball Meter goes. You can also turn the timer off completely and set the match to end when someone gets 'X' amount snowballs first. That's how I prefer to play the game anyway.

Adding a skill level and displaying the rules of the level are much better in single player mode. The game will also give you the option to pay for the full license key to lift the standard limits of the game the game.

*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***
Posted on 22 Sep 15 at 19:34
Oriole2682I thought he was saying that he would make all that possible if he created the game but instead everything is the opposite?
Posted by Oriole2682 on 22 Sep 15 at 20:56
After reading through it again that seems that you're probably right, Oriole wave
Posted on 23 Sep 15 at 00:31
PhonySpoonat what point does the players sexuality matter? lol
Posted by PhonySpoon on 23 Sep 15 at 01:18
EnjoyableCoffeeYou shouldn't even write reviews, this isn't even a review and this should be deleted.
Posted by EnjoyableCoffee on 01 Oct 15 at 06:39
Strategy OneOh my...... Dak do you continue to make reviews knowing the outcome? I like your effort
Posted by Strategy One on 03 Oct 15 at 05:21
Skanker irlVpote postiva who votes why? Crazi
Posted by Skanker irl on 10 Oct 15 at 22:44
HotzoglouThe only thing that was disabled in this review was his spell-check. Proof-read everything before you submit it. Then after you proof-read it, you should have an adult look through it. Honestly, this is the worst review to a game that I've ever read. And that's being generous, seeing how you didn't even review the game!
Posted by Hotzoglou on 08 Jan 16 at 14:06
Dakrkplayer2Hotzoglou so you think altisum is not real. Go read webmd. And back when I was a kid with that handicap. edacation was poor due lack of understanding of it. Kids with that handicap have better edacation then me. When they started unstand it more better then I was a kid.
Posted by Dakrkplayer2 on 08 Jan 16 at 14:17
Hotzoglou'Autism' is real. Just don't see how that's pertinent to how your mishmash of a paragraph is even remotely close to being a review.

If you write a terrible review then it is going to be critiqued. Writing reviews and solutions just isn't your thing. Especially if you won't take the time to proof-read before you submit them.
Posted by Hotzoglou on 08 Jan 16 at 15:04
Dakrkplayer2You know education was not always that grate people like me. Kids with it today. Can do a lot better then me. Due to understanding. You can get that person the right education without the understanding the handicap first.
Posted by Dakrkplayer2 on 08 Jan 16 at 15:09
HotzoglouI'm not arguing that point. You just wrote a really bad review and you are being criticized for it. It's a part of being in today's age. Something that you'll have to get used to. So try to better yourself by practicing writing without spell-check (Pen & paper for example).

Your reviews are going to keep getting negative votes and harsh comments from the readers unless you improve on yourself. Try reading the top reviews from other users and using some of their techniques in your writing.
Posted by Hotzoglou on 08 Jan 16 at 15:26
Dakrkplayer2You know education was not always that grate people like me. Kids with it today. Can do a lot better then me. Due to understanding. You can get that person the right education without the understanding the handicap first.
Posted by Dakrkplayer2 on 08 Jan 16 at 17:40
Posted by Hotzoglou on 08 Jan 16 at 17:53
MrProcastinateA few of you were nice, a few others were not so much. Why being an asshat against somebody that even tell you about their disability?

Yes, it was a mess. But He/she tried. Yes, the text didn’t exactly live up too our preferred standard on a review. But then come togheter and help him/her out and give pro and cons for review. Do you really think we will be a more inclusive community if we pick on those who we consider being odd? Come on! Be that person who give them a helping hand an help them raise the self worth so the get their spirit up to continue enrich us in a near future instead of letting them down!

No, Im not a libtard, snowflake yada yada yada.
Im a human being who believes what goes around comes around.

And Hotzoglou: You´r doing things the right way! Correct criticism and advising.
Posted by MrProcastinate on 29 Jul 17 at 11:12
FEAR EPIDEMICI just contracted cancer. Poor me.
Posted by FEAR EPIDEMIC on 28 Aug 17 at 05:02
III JMcH IIIBest review ever. Huge thumbs up from me.
Posted by III JMcH III on 28 Aug 17 at 16:01
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Posted by LiquidSodas on 03 Nov 17 at 01:54