Tales from the Borderlands (Xbox 360)

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Hi, ImJustYourDaddy and welcome to my walkthrough for Tales from the Borderlands (Xbox 360) Achievements. If you'd like to enjoy the story and comedy (this is actually an enjoyable game from them), I'd recommend playing through on your own. If you don't enjoy Telltale's games (like me), then this is the walkthrough for you. I'm going to explain how to simply get from point A to point B. There may be some slight differences in your game depending upon your choices, but I will be writing it assuming that you make the same choices as me (they will be provided on each choice). However, it won't actually affect your game that much.

Remember to feel free to make whatever choices you want, it is still your playthrough. You won't miss any achievements regardless.

If you don't know what Telltale's games are, they are basically just slightly altered point-and-clicks with a bunch of quick time events (QTEs) thrown in.

There will, obviously, be some spoilers. None of them will be anything major though.

Every achievement in the game is unmissable, so all you need to do is complete the entire game for every achievement.

Every achievement is awarded upon completion of each chapter. There are seven chapters in each episode with five episodes in total.

This game has pretty basic controls:

cn_A, cn_B, cn_X, and cn_Y - Choose dialogue options or Interact with things

cn_LS - Movement

cn_RS - Cursor movement

cn_start - Pause

All buttons are displayed on screen if they can be used regardless (sometimes you may use cn_RT or cn_LB), so basically just follow instructions. This applies to QTEs, as well.

Like virtually all of Telltale's games, your choices don't actually have that much effect on the overarching story, so choose what you want. However, you can choose a squad to help you at the end of this game, and some things as simple as dialogue options can remove some people from your list of possible allies.

It's a still a game that you are playing though, so have fun if you can or want to.

Chapter 1

You will start the game 'approached' by a Mysterious Stranger and be forced to tell a story. Your character, Rhys, will begin his story on the moonbase Helios.

You start playing on your way to your boss's office to receive a promotion and have to do some talking with your bud, Vaughn. You can say anything you want in any of these unless I say otherwise (in case it affects some plot stuff). Now, start dealing with/listening to some shady business interactions. Once you regain control of your character, you will be able to look around. You want to attempt to rotate the computer. Then, there will be a prompt to press cn_LB to activate your eye. After you do that, click on the computer again to gain remote access. Press cn_B to close the window, then cn_A to decrypt the file. You'll soon after receive your promotion. Kick the trash can for some fun and you'll begin talking to your other friend, Yvette. After a lot more talking, the opening credits for the episode will begin on Pandora. After the credits and one line of dialogue, you will earn your first achievement:

Welcome to Pandora, Kiddos

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Chapter 2

You'll now be driving through your first town, where you see some thugs beating a guy up for trying to be a 'hero'. As everyone knows, Pandora aint no place for one of those.

Just deal with all of the dialogue until you get out of the car, then you must talk to the barbecue guy and asks for directions. He will be very friendly and then so will the rest of the town. Time to meet your new robot best friend. I just gave him a machine gun and rocket launcher. Time to use him to kill some baddies. Just follow the prompts and you'll be fine. It's mainly just aiming with cn_RS and shooting with cn_RT (with some QTEs thrown in for good measure). Then, there will be a ton more QTEs as Rhys. After a shocking fight, you will find the building that your were looking for. Now just follow instructions with the Loader Bot prompts and your friend will do all the work Mortal Kombat style. Now, tell him to evacuate because who wants to see such a good bot die so young.

Now, you will be in the World of Curiosities. Just walk along the linear pathway, then turn right once you reach the man with the loud stomach. This will trigger a quick cutscene. Now, head right and you'll see a few characters from the other games put up for display. As you keep walking, you will soon trigger another cutscene and keep walking. Try to open the door, then turn back around and start walking. You'll meet a new character and start talking with him.

He will become your tour guide to August so that you can start making the deal. There will be a long conversation to follow along 'til you can make one of two choices. Choose either one, they are both great and affect nothing. Soon after, you'll be out of flashback land and meet your other playable character.

Time for her flashback. There will be quick little scene that will be cut off (it doesn't matter) and then you'll start her actual story. This will unlock:

My Turn To Speak

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Chapter 3

You don't actually have to worry about clicking anything until you leave the vehicle. You'll learn that the vault key is fake, that Sasha is your sister, and that this is all a scam. Once you get out, walk to the right then up the street. You'll see some midget psychos stab a man to death. You can loot $100 off of him. Take the money, because there is no negative effects for taking it. Once you finish talking with the Hodunk guy, rip down the wanted poster to your right so that you may enter the bar. In the bar, you will need to talk to Sasha. Just tell her that you understood her story.

For the "correct" answers when talking with August, you will want to choose:

  1. "Lidia... that's me"
  2. "I'll take that drink"
  3. Either of the other options that aren't: "I just started" or silence.
  4. "I found it on Eden-6"

Now, you have to make a choice whether or not to play it cool or stop him from touching the key. He will actually be less suspicious if you keep it cool and let him touch it, but the deal will continue regardless.

You'll now time skip to right before the other you and Vaughn show up. Felix will ask you to grab an EMP device out of a cluttered box, but you don't even have to look for it if you don't want to because he will grab it himself after about 10 seconds. Once you gain control, pull the Mad Moxxi poster off the wall and some money will drop for your looting pleasure. Then, pull the billboard with Handsome Jack on it and push the tool chest. They actually make you guide it over with cn_LSu. Once you climb on it, open the vent and meet an old acquaintance. After you talk to him, you will unlock:

Partners In Crime

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Chapter 4

Start the chapter off by choosing whether or not to let Shade come with you. I always just say yes because he's a crazy, lonely man. Then, just follow along the vent until you can place the EMP. Now, you can watch what Rhys really did at the end of his story. Eventually, you will have to activate the EMP. Shit will go down and you will meet a human dubstep machine and an awesome number. Push down the fan and choose whether or not to shoot at August. Shooting is a complete waste, so save it.

On the caravan, you will have to mash cn_A to escape. Now, tell the stranger 'what happened'. Definitely choose to calmly discuss an alliance.

Start going through the dialogue and eventually just mention that you have Nakayama's ID drive. You'll now install it into your head... you end up with more than just his credentials. One of the other things that you get... is an achievement!:

Not Alone in the Dark

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Chapter 5

Wake up and open the door to the caravan. Proceed to walk up to the group. Talk until you have to scan. Go all the way to the right until you see a hatch. A cutscene with Zer0 will begin, and you can select the hatch after it's done. Do all the QTEs and the others will already be over by the hatch.

You will now be left alone with Sasha. Talk as you make your way down the ladder, then follow the pathway forward. You have the choice to tell her to shoot or not. You might as well tell her to not shoot because the opposite just makes you look like an idiot. Walk forward and watch Sasha take out a guard, then rate her. Now, pitifully try for yourself and just follow along the game 'til you can Smack it or Hack it. This choice doesn't matter unless you want to Smack it and lighten the mood. She'll talk to you for a bit and end up asking to hold your stun baton. Just say absolutely and she'll be happy with no negative effects. The three glitchy buttons will do the same thing, regardless of what you click, so just get through all three. Zer0 will eventually show up and ask you to tell him if you find a Gortys core. Make sure to tell him yes, because you can have him as an ally at the end of the game (this may not effect it however). After this, you will unlock:

2 Fast 2 Fiona

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Chapter 6

Back to Fiona. You'll meet a pretty cool bandit dude, who'll end up selling you a mask (I just took the free ones) and setting you up as racers. Dubstep bandit man will announce that the race starts in 30 minutes in the middle of your conversation with Vaughn. Time to win the race for the case. You'll meet your new teammate that tries to kill Vaughn, and the race will start as you switch back to Rhys.

Do some QTEs until Vasquez offers you a deal to get your old job back and half of the money, if you blame Vaughn. Accept his deal for only negatives, reject it for only positives. Back to more QTEs... a ton of them. It will continue way into your time back as Fiona as well. Eventually, Zer0 will cause some craziness and Felix will end up with the case. He betrays you, because of course he does. Once you wake up, there will be some more things to click. Then, tell him "Don't open it" as your choice between two options or you will lose him as an ally and a bunch of money at the end of the game. This will also prevent you from being able to have the option to buy some other allies as well.

Then, you will be Rhys again. Start walking forward and a cutscene will play where your old buddy/son will make his valiant return! And, then you will fall right onto your next achievement:

Blood Money

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Final Chapter

Look at something and your friends will hop down. Once all the talking is done, click the big button. Grab both halves of the core with your two characters and they will connect creating a map. Now it's time for a huge surprise... also known as the last achievement of this episode:

Devil on Your Shoulder

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Chapter 1

This episode begins where the other left off, showing Fiona's POV of him freaking out about Handsome Jack appearing. Pick up the core pieces once it splits apart. Now, use the terminal by Vaughn. It will attempt to scan your retina to identify you. Go look at the "Strange Cabinet" and push the big yellow button. Time to use Honest Abe's lookalike to get past the retina scanner. Go to the right past Vaughn and use the lunch tray. Yeah... what you think is about to happen is definitely going to happen. Use Pullox, then search his pockets for some cash. Then, use his eyeball. Time for a spork to be used in a way that it definitely was not meant to be used. After a bunch of prompts, you will have your eyeball. Use it on the terminal.

Guess who wasn't deeeeaad. Oh boy...

There will be a small bit of time spent in the present, then you will be back in the story as Rhys. Talk to your new 'friend' until you end up back where you last got cut off. Soon after, you will unlock:

Deal With A Ghost

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Chapter 2

Loader Bot will get you out of the hole, and you will be back on the road again. Follow instructions as you survive moonshots and a Rakk Hive. Eventually, you can choose whether you want Sasha to help you (Fiona) or Rhys. This choice doesn't affect anything except for like the 15 seconds after it, so go with whatever you'd like. When you're back as Rhys, press the boost to escape your fate and start the opening music. Do two little QTEs to end this section before the credits roll. It will fade to black, then unlock:

Till Death Do Us Part

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Chapter 3

This entire chapter includes a ton of talking, so just go through the conversations in whatever way you want until you are told to hack something. Select the car, then the accelerator. Later, choose to go to Old Haven as your next location. There will soon be another small break in the story (followed by a loading screen) where you will unlock:

A Plan Came Together

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Chapter 4

Once you land on the ground, you will proceed to enter the scan screen. Scan the power lines on the ground directly in front of you to advance. Now, walk over towards Vaughn and scan the power box, then access it. Farther down the path (on the left) will be a billboard. Pull it with cn_A to uncover another power box. Once you access it, plug the wire into the fourth/final slot. Head to the right to find a dumpster in a tiny alley. Press cn_A on it twice to close the lid and climb onto the roof where you will find your third power box. Access this to find the base that you are looking for and ending the section.

You'll be back in control of Fiona. First, use the loot container in front of you to gain some money. Then, look at the Ludicrous Speedway sign. Start talking Scooter into fixing up your riiiide and choose the $0 option. Eventually, you'll have to answer about having a place to stay. Go to Felix's. Once you get inside where you're going, open the panel (then the safe too). Pick up everything that's inside. Then, use the blacklight on the paint can. Now, look at the chair to see "HOT". Proceed to push it out of the way and lift up the board underneath. Take the ammo crate, then take all of its contents as well. Eventually, you will have to fire your upgraded gun. Choose the corrosive shot. Soon after, you will receive:

Funeral Crashers

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Chapter 5

For the first choice, choose Run. Then, head left after Sasha. When choosing up or right, choose right. After some more QTEs, you will end up throwing a grenade, then reach a loading screen. This will unlock:

Classic Reflexes

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Chapter 6

Press cn_A to open the garage door, then dialogue! Take Athena's shield as you leave (I believe it's required). After a little bit of talking, you will enter the giant building in Old Haven from earlier and unlock:

Bro or Bot

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Final Chapter

DIALOGUE, DIALOGUE, DIALOGUE, Dialogue, dialogue... Eventually, you will be able to use a console, so do so (with both characters). As Fiona, you'll have to begin pushing the console with cn_LSu. After that, just follow button prompts. In this walkthrough, we will be choosing the option to trust Jack. After this, you'll unlock:

Chapter 1

Follow along the game until you can choose to shoot either August or Vasquez. I chose Vasquez. After escaping by touching a statue's butt, you will unlock:

Don't Make Me Wait

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Chapter 2

At the beginning of this chapter, you will be introduced to a violent woman named Vallory. Your first choice is to refuse or accept her help up. I accepted. Not long after, she will ask who's to blame for this situation. Personally, I chose Vasquez (don't choose August if you want his help at the end of the game). The same thing happens to Vasquez regardless who you choose. There will soon be another choice, but you can choose either option and be treated to an entertaining scene (cn_B is my personal favorite). Then, just follow along the game until you earn your next achievement after the credits.

Temptation

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Chapter 3

Press cn_B to make an alliance with Jack a little bit into the chapter's dialogue (the first actual choice) to stay on his good side for the future. Once you can walk, just follow the path. Go over to the blocked door and look at the rubble, then interact with it. This will allow you to ask Loader Bot for help moving it. After some talking, you will be in control again. Flip a switch to the right of the door to get inside. After opening another door soon after, you will unlock:

Point Of No Return

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Chapter 4

Now, you will be able to walk around the new spooky room. First, look at the clothes between Sasha and Rhys to the right. Next, look at the map at the top of some stairs in the middle of the room (interact with the loot below it for some money, if you want). Then, look at the fruit over to the left on the table near Vaughn. Try to talk to Gortys, who should be in ball form, to continue the game. A man will appear and try to lie (horribly) to you eventually claiming that he's on the run and that he just showed up here. Prove him wrong with any of the 3 items you looked at previously. Follow him up the stairs, then just deal with the dialogue and QTEs until you reach the end of the chapter:

So Many Bandits, So Little Time

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(God, most of these achievement names make no sense...)

Chapter 5

Look at the killer plant, which gives Athena a bright idea. Shoot the 2 pods hanging off of the plant with the color element that matches it. Choose either of the next plans of action to progress.

As Rhys, follow Sasha into an area full of floating jellyfish looking things. Now, you have to pick a glowing flower. Give it to Sasha because love interest stuff (my choice) which is a bit awkward or keep it and look awkward anyway. After some QTEs, the game will switch back to Fiona.

As Fiona, us the green ammo on the turret to disable it. Then, use the eyeball from earlier to get through the door. Walk towards the upgrade, before getting attacked by the ASS. Back to Rhys again!

Connect the top middle and bottom middle nodes to disable security.

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As Fiona, interact with the Gortys piece. After more dialogue and Jack being an ass, you get to choose whether or not to try to stop Athena from killing Cassius. I would recommend not letting her, because it will screw you over later. After a quick, crazy scene, you will earn:

Rupture

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Chapter 6

Follow along the QTEs for awhile until you get to choose what element to fire from your gun as Fiona. I chose fire this time. This will start a series of QTE until you're eventually switched into Rhys.

More dialogue and QTEs for awhile, so continue to do what you always do in Telltale games. Click things! Eventually, you are tasked with grabbing Gortys. Pull the thumbstick towards you cn_LSd because, for whatever reason, that is how you crawl forward towards the bot. Back to Fiona.

Time to deal with some Borderlands vault hunters versus Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel vault hunter action. Go either direction when at the tree and shoot the pod with the matching color, then do so again on the other side. Next, walk left 'til you trigger a cut away to Mordecai. Dodge the bullet than choose one of the two courses of action.

After a bunch of QTEs involving Rhys and Fiona, you will get knocked out and earn the achievement:

Maneater

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Final Chapter

Continue through this mission like normal, until you earn:

Angry Eyes

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Always tell Zer0 that you are a vault hunter or say positive things about vault hunting to have him as a possible ally at the end of the game.

Chapter 1

The first choice doesn't really matter about running doesn't really matter. After a bunch of talking and QTEs, you'll be asked how you knew about the beacon's location. Telling the Sasha and Fiona that Jack is in your head pisses them off, but that's what I personally went with. After talking your way outta that mess, you will unlock:

Ain't Got Time To Bleed

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Chapter 2

Plenty more dialogue to begin the chapter with our old buddy Scooter and Janey. Talk to Janey about Athena before she asks you if Athena said anything about her. I know, I know, it's a choice... but save the damn badass vault hunter's relationship already! The lesbian space Australian will be super happy if you say that Athena loved her, and you'll get the help you need.

Eventually, you will switch back to Rhys and end up with the option to send out Dumpy or not. If you send it out, it will end up paralyze a psycho for you later. Walk to the left and look at the corpse. Flip him over and notice that something that's just a tiny bit important is missing. Scan either psycho because it doesn't matter yet. Walk through the psychos and you will disturb someone sleepy time. Dumpy will be there for the assist (with your cn_RT clickin' help). Walk all the way to the end of the psychos to see one sleeping in a green chair. Scan him to find Vasquez's face. Back out of the menu and remove the face from the other face like a serial killer. After some running in fear, a pun, and some gut baggies, you will unlock:

Alive And Not Afraid

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Chapter 3

August will give you enough money to afford the basic costumes, but if you have more money and want to ball out with the outfits, you can. Dress up like some corporate scum and eventually you will have your dramatic credit showing space launch. After some QTE filled drama and unwanted advances from a lovable hillbilly, you must fix some rocket boosters. Follow along the game with your space helmet that doesn't make much sense and some awful controls until a legend catches a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Honor Scooter's wish because why the hell not and carry on with the mission. The docking guy doesn't seem to be very happy to see you, but it's not surprising. After a tense situation with an old... friend(?), you will earn:

Ain't My First Rodeo

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Chapter 4

You'll have to do some hacking at the beginning, but you basically just follow instructions. Once you get the camera feeds to choose from, look at the bottom-left screen to advance the game by switching to Fiona.

Head to the left and down some stairs. You will be told that a tour guide is coming off her tour now. Look at the female employee in the yellow shirt. Try to take her badge once she lifts her arm. Keep following instructions 'til you give a tour to some Jackasses. Enjoy making up whatever you want on the tour until you have a situation with the classic metal detector of close calls. Right after, the VIPs will want to go into Jack's office. Whether you warn them or not just affects how many of them die. So, warn them and kill one, or don't and kill all. Either way, security lockdown will engage. Click one more button and after a tiny bit more dialogue, you will switch back to Rhys-quez.

Time to have a battle of words, or electricity, with Yvette. You can choose to stun her or talk it out with her (or attack her with Dumpy if you still have him). I went with my good old Dumpy robot friend. Shortly after, you'll earn:

Not The Years, It's The Mileage

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Chapter 5

After a bunch of talking you'll be back to Fiona.

Now, it's time to get arrested. You'll get to choose between Butt Stallion or a mural of Jack. I think we all know that one of these two things is too glorious to destroy, but choose whichever. (Destroying the painting also reveals a treasure map that you try to look at as you're taken away)

Back as Rhys-quez, you'll have to deal with accountants in a reeeeeally strange, yet thoroughly entertaining action sequence. After it, you will earn:

Light This Candle

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Chapter 6

Time to break your friends out of prison via the power of speech. Really easily. In the next area, use the control panel to reveal that it's how you get rid of the traps. You'll start climbing with help of Gortys and Fiona. Once you reach the top, you'll unlock:

No Matter Where You Go…

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Final Chapter

Jack will point out his trophy case where Gortys's beacon is, so walk on over to it. There a little U looking thing with a glowing blue sphere in it on the middle shelf (see below). This is your beacon thing. So, look at it to acquire it.

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Next, take a seat in Jack's chair and have a little chat. It will eventually switch back to Gortys and Fiona. After a little bit, there'll be a suspenseful little moment and it will switch back again. Now, here's the big choice. Whether or not to rule Hyperion. If you say yes, you'll plug yourself into the executive override port and put Jack back into the system. He will talk over all the intercoms and make you the leader of Hyperion. As you might have guessed, your friends will not be happy. If you reject him (what I did), he will get pissed and use your arm to force his way in, retaking his company. You don't get the company and Jack is back, but your friends won't hate you as much.

…There You Are

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Chapter 1

There will be a bunch of talking until you have to slowly roll your chair back, then use a buzz saw to cut off your restraints. Soon after, another friend will sacrifice themselves for you and you'll have to dodge some more until you take a serious fall. Now, you can choose to leave Yvette to die and never see her again, or free her and she'll come with you. I choose to just let her out. Soon after, the group will be separated and you will earn:

A Maze Of Twisty Passages

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Chapter 2

You will now be Fiona. Keep walking down the pathway until starts some more normal scenes. After some suspense, you'll meet up with good ol' blondie and switch back to Rhys. Dodge some bullets, then you'll be back to shooting a tiny bit of a firewall and deal with a different element afterward. Climb down the core and electrocute some rods until you need to choose whether or not to help Yvette (I helped her). Do some work with your bare (robot) hand. You will soon unlock:

Unforseen Consequences

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Chapter 3

Back to the girls in the hangar. You get to talk to the old 'friends' and get into a firefight. There will be some normal Telltale QTEs until your ride vanishes. Loader Bot will send you back to Pandora and Rhys will give it a call. Time for Rhys to find himself an escape pod. You can screw with Jack a bit, then spot a pod that is left. Dodge some bullets, and you can let Yvette will take it regardless of what you say (if she isn't with you, it'll be taken anyway). After some bro stuff, one of the saddest moments in any Telltale game will happen while some good music takes us into the intro.

Eventually, you will land and have to bust out of your escape pod. Just keep following the path for a long while. After that long while, you will have to attempt to climb over a car, then rip its door off. Then, just keep continuing forward for a tiny bit 'til Jack starts conversing with you. After awhile, you end up no longer being a cyborg. You can choose to crush or keep your a piece of you. I choose to crush it. Very soon after, you will unlock:

Give And Take (Mostly Take)

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Chapter 4

Fiona time. Get out of your escape pod and you'll receive a call. Now run towards the massive monster and do your QTEs. Head towards Vallory, then open the caravan. Not long after, you will be grabbed by Mr To Kill a Mockingbird. You can choose to kill him or let him rot. I just shot him (with fire, but it shouldn't matter). Time for some conversation with Vallory. No matter what you do, it does not end well for her. You'll have to man the big-ass rocket launcher. It won't work out at first, but your sister will soon be there to help. A bit later and you will unlock:

Definition Of Insanity

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Chapter 5

You'll be back in the future with the Mysterious Stranger, then Rhys will reveal that he owns the rights to Atlas now. After some crazy shit, you'll have one less enemy and meet a bunch of new/old friends. There will be a bunch of awkward talking as you walk past all of your fans. You'll have to interrogate the Mysterious Stranger. You'll get to finally figure out who they are too! Hey, a good exoskeleton can't go to waste!

Now, it's time for a plan.

You get to choose from all of your friends from throughout the story to be a part of your squad. You have to choose 3. Your choices can be Jenny Springs, Zer0, Athena, Felix, August, buying vault hunters (a fun surprise), or Cassius.

I chose Athena, Jenny, and August (on my actual playthrough, I missed out on Zer0 because I did not know what to do until later).

After some quick cutscenes, you will have your squad.

You will hear the entire plan and have another opportunity to, or to not, compliment Sasha. Then, you will unlock:

Time's A Wastin'

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Chapter 6

Start by putting a circular peg into a circular hole to revive your big ol' robot friend. Time to fight. You'll talk for a bit, then see August somehow in a self-driving car. Continue on talking about all your problems. Then, it's time for a Gundam/Godzilla type of fight. And... oh my god... the finger guns come back into play. You'll fight for a bit, realizing that you wish that Rhys just had one of those modded shotguns from the first Borderlands. He'll end up teleporting into place and some slow motion will happen as Fiona and Sasha fly into him.

After some "mercy" from it, you'll be back with the girls. And, oh boy, time for some guardians. Nah, just kidding, you'll just immediately switch back to Rhys and Gortys. You gotta pick up all of your teammates and it'll suddenly be Voltron/Power Rangers. Time for some actually kinda entertaining QTEs while you fight. Eventually, you will get slammed down on by the Traveler and switch back to Fiona with the guardians.

Start by choosing plan of attack, I went run and gun. Choose your methods of fighting in that instinct sort of mode, then just continue on with the QTEs. After you are done, a bunch of cutscenes (and some talking) will happen. Then, it's big-ass sword time. You will soon after unlock:

What's It Worth?

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Final Chapter

Time for the aftermath. There will be a bunch of drama, some comedy, and a healthy dose of BS. Then, everyone will be back together again. After a big ol' hug with midget Obi-Wan, the lesbian space Australian, and the rest of the group, you will get a wedding invite. All of your friends go to get some loot, but Gortys will stay for some conversation. Your robotic friends will go off to talk and a race to the loot will begin. Now, the two playable characters can talk about Sasha and Rhys' relationship and you can go ahead with either shutting it down or making it happen (in a way). Enter the vault and talk for a long while on both ends of the conversation, then open the chest as both characters... Inside, you will find your final achievement and another completion. Congrats!

Tales Twice Told

Complete Episode 5

Tales Twice Told
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