Goat Simulator (Win 10)

Welcome to the TrueAchievements Walkthrough for the PC favourite game, Goat Simulator.

The game is a very quick completion, even without any prior experience. I estimate the completion time at 2-5 hours if you play the base game just for the achievements. If you've played the game before, you will most likely have a quicker completion time as you'll already know the layout of the two maps. If not, you'll learn very quickly, and this walkthrough will be here to help! The walkthrough will be split into different categories. The story section will be for all of the achievements obtainable in the game except for the three collectible achievements as those will be covered in their own section.

Each DLC will also have its own section accessible from the walkthrough index.

With that said, let's get started!

There's really not very many hints needed for this game as it's pretty straightforward all the way through. A few things I can mention are:

1. While going for achievements, try to remember where everything is and learn the map. This will help you find areas quicker for other achievements. Learn some of the landmarks.

2. Always keep your eye out for collectibles (the little golden goat trophies) and try to remember which ones you've grabbed. The collectibles will be the last things you need if you follow this guide, and already having some will speed up the process.

3. If you don't think you can remember which collectibles you've grabbed, you may want to consider going straight to the collectible section and picking them up first. This way, you won't gather any while getting other achievements or exploring and you won't have to worry about which ones you've grabbed, and won't have to worry about checking every spot for that one last collectible.

4. If you find yourself stuck in a wall or in the ground due to the terrible physics, you can always press ESC and respawn.

5. The collectibles have been known to be glitchy and may reset. It's recommended that you get them all in one go, or be prepared to have to start over.

6. Certain mutators can be very beneficial to you and can make getting some achievements much easier than they'd normally be. I recommend playing with Angel Goat on (stand still for five minutes to unlock this one, plus an achievement) and Double Jump. You don't need to turn these on at the main menu as there is a mutator list accessible by pressing M, and mutators can be activated and deactivated at any time in the game. The only time you need to turn all mutators off is when you're going for the space achievement.

7. You can activate Slow Motion by pressing F. This will be very helpful for some achievements.

8. Remember to have fun with the game. It can be glitchy at times and the physics can be frustrating but it's made to be silly like that. Try to enjoy it.


This is most likely going to be the very first achievement that you'll unlock. There really isn't anything needed for this achievement to unlock, and it should unlock a few minutes after you start the game. Just be sure not to damage anything, as this will reset the timer. It's best to just stand still.

Angel Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Angel Goat19 (15)
Do no evil
  • Unlocked by 711 tracked gamers (62% - TA Ratio = 1.26) 1,143

Near where you spawn, there will be a small castle-looking building in the yard. It will have a goat in the bottom window and stairs that wind around it. Climb the stairs and enter the window on top. This will teleport you to a castle where you will find a throne. Jump onto the throne and wait to be teleported back to GoatVille and you will unlock:

Goat Queen in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Goat Queen33 (30)
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
  • Unlocked by 926 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 1.10) 1,143

Just behind the red house, on the swimming pool side of the map, there is a hill, with two paths going up it. On top of the path on the right side, there is a big spherical boulder. Simply push the boulder down the hill so that it disturbs the two men that are at the grill behind the house, and you will unlock:

Boulder of Death in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
  • Unlocked by 788 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 1.20) 1,143

After disturbing the men with the boulder, press E to lick the boulder and drag it to the fields near the spawn area. Once there, look for the car drifting around and make the car hit the boulder to unlock:

Dodge This in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Dodge This19 (15)
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
  • Unlocked by 678 tracked gamers (59% - TA Ratio = 1.29) 1,143

Now that you're in the fields, you can go ahead and go for the manual achievement. This can be done in any open area, but the fields should work. If not, you may want to try the long sidewalks near the gas station. Press F to activate Slo-Mo and then press S then W very quickly, to start a manual. Hold this for 3,000 points and then jump and land to end the combo to unlock:

Tony Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Tony Goat45 (30)
Finish all manual quests
  • Unlocked by 500 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.50) 1,143

Make sure you end the combo yourself and don't fall or it will not count.

Run to the opposite side of the field from the spawn area and look around for a goat in the center of a circle with a bunch of people standing around it. This is a goat sumo wrestling fight club. Go into the circle and headbutt the other goat out of the ring. Do this for five rounds to unlock:

Alexander Goatstafsson in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Win the title bout!
  • Unlocked by 832 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 1.16) 1,143

Follow the fence line back towards the city until you find a structure that looks similar to the Stonehenge. Destroy all of the stones by headbutting them to unlock:

What is its purpose? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Thrash the Goathenge
  • Unlocked by 837 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 1.16) 1,143

Once you've finished that up, return to the house with the open garage that you spawned near. It'll be close to the castle that you visited earlier. Go into the garage and look for the blue object on top of the table. It'll be to the left as soon as you enter the garage. Make sure you have no mutators activated and lick the blue object. Carry it to the field and look for the crop circles. They will be near the fight club. There will be a small post with a beacon already on it, and one without one. Place the beacon on the empty post and wait there for about 30 seconds until a UFO appears, then walk into the light of the UFO to get picked up. This will take you to space, unlocking:

Rymdskepp I Rymden in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Travel to space!
  • Unlocked by 650 tracked gamers (57% - TA Ratio = 1.32) 1,143

Once you're back on Earth, you should be done visiting the fields until you need the collectibles. Head back to town and go to the construction site. Once there, climb the crane until you get to the top. Walk all the way to the end of the crane until you find a man sitting on the ledge. Kick him off the edge, turn around, and jump up to the railing above you. You should be able to walk up this railing until you reach the very tip of the crane. There will be a collectible there and you will unlock:

Goat Of The Hill in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
  • Unlocked by 554 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.43) 1,143

Now slowly walk back down the railing and look around for a hang glider flying around. Wait for it to get close to the crane and press F to enter Slo-Mo. Jump off the crane and lick the glider as it passes you. If you do this successfully it should pull you around the map and you'll unlock:

Mile High Club in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Lick the Hanging Glider.
  • Unlocked by 536 tracked gamers (47% - TA Ratio = 1.45) 1,143

Now head back to the construction site and use Double Jump to reach the second floor. You'll have to jump off of some crates or use the fans on the small building near the construction building. Look for a group of mattresses on the ground, and jump on them. You should bounce your head off the ceiling and come right back down onto the mattresses. You need to bounce on mattresses 100 times within 30 seconds. This is a lot easier with the Tall Goat mutator which unlocks after collecting 5 collectibles. Keep jumping until you unlock:

Mattress Madness in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
  • Unlocked by 463 tracked gamers (41% - TA Ratio = 1.56) 1,143

After that, head to the top of the construction building. You can use the fans or climb the crane again and hop onto it. Once you reach the top, look for a pile of oxygen tanks near the edge of the building. They will be in one of the corners. If you're playing on minimal graphics settings, there will not be enough oxygen tanks. To get this achievement you'll need to play on the best graphics setting. Headbutt them to unlock:

Demogoat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Demogoat41 (30)
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
  • Unlocked by 621 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 1.35) 1,143

The oxygen tanks should have sent you flying, so run back to the construction site and look for the bicycle on the bottom floor. Once you're near it, hop on and DO NOT press forward to pedal. Keep the bike balanced by just moving the left and right with A and D. Do this for 60 seconds. Once 60 seconds have passed, get off the bike to unlock:

One Ball in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
One Ball134 (90)
Ride a bike for 60 sec
  • Unlocked by 515 tracked gamers (45% - TA Ratio = 1.48) 1,143

You have to manually dismount the bike or it will not unlock.

For this next one, make sure you have Double Jump and Angel Goat turned on. Look for the red crate near the construction building and jump on top of it, and then on top of the building. I could not double jump onto the building from the red crate. If this doesn't work, you can also climb on top of the crane and jump off it, activating ragdoll in mid air to reach the trampoline. There should be a section of fans. Jump up and press Q to ragdoll just before landing on the fans. This should send you flying very high into the air. While you're in the air, look for a trampoline on top of the construction building, near the crane. Come down on it and it should send you up again. Next, land on the closest trampoline in the swimming pool, and then the next one in the swimming pool. Once you come off of the second trampoline in the pool you'll see a trampoline in front of the red house. Once you hit it turn to the left and look for the final trampoline near some trees in a yard. This may take you a few tries and it can be frustrating, but once you successfully bounce off of all five in a series without hitting the ground, you'll unlock:

Around the World on 5 Trampolines in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
  • Unlocked by 413 tracked gamers (36% - TA Ratio = 1.66) 1,143

After you've finally finished the trampolines, you'll want to find a group of people near the area where the boulder was. The grill party or the protest area will be good. Lick one at a time and drag them up the hill where the tiki torches are. If you can't find this pathway, then look for the electrical tower and you'll need to get behind it. There will be a glowing pentagram on the ground. Drop the person you dragged onto it, and bring four more people to the same spot. After you get five people on the pentagram you'll unlock:

Devil Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Devil Goat41 (30)
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
  • Unlocked by 621 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 1.35) 1,143

Now you're going to find the Sanctum statues and bring them to the same pentagram. First go back to the starting house where you got the beacon. Head upstairs and look in the rooms in the house for a strange looking statue. It'll be on top of one of the dressers. Lick it and take it to the pentagram. Now head back to the same house and look for a treehouse outside. Use the trampoline to jump into it and the floor will break under you, dropping the statue. Check around the ground for the statue and bring it to the pentagram. Next, head to the construction site and look up to find a blue crate being held in the air by the crane. Climb to the top of the crane and walk to the end of it. Hop on top, then drop down to the top of the crate. Use Slo-Mo to make it easier to drop inside of it. There will be a blue robot inside that will attempt to knock you out of the crate so be prepared to headbutt it. There will also be a collectible in here. Lick the robot and bring it to the pentagram. Once all three statues are at the pentagram you'll unlock:

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
  • Unlocked by 435 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61) 1,143

In the progress of earning this achievement you should have unlocked these two:

Pedestrian in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Pedestrian20 (15)
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
  • Unlocked by 615 tracked gamers (54% - TA Ratio = 1.36) 1,143

LOEK Master in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
  • Unlocked by 634 tracked gamers (55% - TA Ratio = 1.33) 1,143

Now for what is probably the hardest achievement in the game. You'll want drop down from the electrical tower near the pentagram and head into the developers' house. You'll unlock a quest titled "A Goat Among Legends" when you enter, so make sure you're in the right house. Head upstairs and look for a TV with a game on it called Flappy Goat. This is a reference to the Flappy Bird game, except with a goat. There's no easy way around this. You'll have to practice the game until you can reach a score of 10. The game is broken and doesn't make sense half of the time. Your goat's hitbox is terrible. This can literally take hours to accomplish and you may want to just leave and come back but practice does make perfect and the more you try the better you'll get at the game and you will eventually reach the score you need. Once you finally do, you'll unlock:

The Flapmaster in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
  • Unlocked by 293 tracked gamers (26% - TA Ratio = 1.97) 1,143

The only thing you have left to do in GoatVille now is to obtain the collectibles. Here's a video guide.

After getting all the collectibles as shown in the video you'll unlock:

Try Hard in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Try Hard57 (30)
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
  • Unlocked by 316 tracked gamers (28% - TA Ratio = 1.89) 1,143

Goat City Bay

Once you get to Goat City Bay the whole landscape changes and will take a little bit to get used to. The first two landmarks that you'll notice are PUT-IN Hotel and Cabrito Park (the amusement park.) Most of the other landmarks are signs that tell you what the shops are. These shops will be important later.

PUT-IT Hotel has a party going on on top of it, with an elevator to get you there. But do you really want to use an elevator to crash it? I didn't think so. Head to the back of the hotel. Climb on top of the pool area and use the mattress three times, to send you flying in the air. Now you'll be so high up in the air that you can land on a set of fans. Do so and you'll be sent high enough that you can land on the roof of PUT-IN Hotel and unlock:

A Story About My Elevator in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
  • Unlocked by 498 tracked gamers (44% - TA Ratio = 1.51) 1,143

But, you haven't really crashed the party yet. Run over to the DJ and headbutt him. Once he's out of the way the party will be yours and you'll unlock:

Goats 'n' Stuff in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hold your own concert
  • Unlocked by 602 tracked gamers (53% - TA Ratio = 1.37) 1,143

Now hop off of the front of PUT-IN. turn right and head for the trees in the corner (the right corner of the bridge, just before you cross it.) Now look across the water, you should see a sewer entrance. Enter it.

Disgusting in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Disgusting21 (15)
Why did you step in that? Yuck
  • Unlocked by 580 tracked gamers (51% - TA Ratio = 1.40) 1,143

Once inside head straight and take a left. In this room you'll find some turtle people (which is a reference to TMNT) and a collectible.

Ling Ling Into Battle Go in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Fight the turtles
  • Unlocked by 576 tracked gamers (50% - TA Ratio = 1.40) 1,143

From PUT-IN head across the bridge and turn left right away. On the right side of the street, there will be a garage called "Uncle Fred's Workshop." Head inside to find a floating blue gem. Walk into it to unlock:

A Story About My Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
  • Unlocked by 545 tracked gamers (48% - TA Ratio = 1.44) 1,143

The Story about your goat is real nice and all, but goats need lots of hats. And to accomplish this task, we have to bring cash to the store Weathers. Weathers is located across the street from PUT-IN Hotel. All of the hats that you can buy are the ones in this window display. In order to buy them you need to lick cash stacks and bring them to the cashier. There are a good amount of cash stacks in the city. here's a list of the ones that I used:

  1. Found inside of the lobby of PUT-IN Hotel, behind the main desk.
  2. On the bar in the back of PUT-IN Hotel.
  3. On the flower stand, on the side of PUT-IN Hotel.
  4. When facing Weather turn right, before you cross the bridge turn left. Shortly after you'll see some tables and chairs. The cash is on the tables.
  5. Repeat #4.
  6. Repeat #4.

Having bought all the hats you'll unlock:

Hat Simulator in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Buy all hats
  • Unlocked by 355 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.79) 1,143

Now that your goat is decked out with hats, it's time to show a tourist around the city. Head to Cabrito Park. In the center you'll find a mechanical bull. Headbutt the bull and someone will hop on top of you. Now head to the tunnel that you started in front of. If you don't know the way, follow these directions:

  1. Leave Cabrito Park by using its entrance
  2. Follow the road that has the skate park on it.
  3. Keep following the road until you can turn right on to another road.
  4. Turn right and head towards the tunnel, but don't enter it.

Now that you are at your starting point, still facing the tunnel there should be a dirt path on your right, leading up a hill. Go up the hill, but once you are at the top, stop and turn right. There will be a medieval catapult there with a collectable in it's bucket. Walk into the bucket to get launched and unlock:

Valkyrie in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Valkyrie48 (30)
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
  • Unlocked by 450 tracked gamers (39% - TA Ratio = 1.59) 1,143

Next up is the rollercoaster, we'll need to track down the six missing batteries, and place them to the right of the rollercoaster's elevator. Here's a list of where they all are.

  1. Behind the wall that sits on the DJ's stage, on top of PUT-IN Hotel
  2. Behind the bar that is located in the back of PUT-IN Hotel's ground level
  3. To the right of Weather (the hat store) there is an ally way with a small blue shipping container in it. The battery in in located inside the container.
  4. On top of the building behind Weather.
  5. On top of the building with the water tower. There is also a collectable on top of the water tower.
  6. On the corner of the guard rail, just past the rollercoaster's elevator.

Now that all of the rides are at full speed, wait for the elevator to arrive. Enter it, then stand on the platform, and wait for the rollercoaster to finish making its rounds. When it comes to a stop, take your seat, and lick it. This way you won't get sent flying into the ocean, and you'll unlock:

Is That A Goat? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
  • Unlocked by 359 tracked gamers (31% - TA Ratio = 1.78) 1,143

All that's left now is to obtain the collectibles.

There are only three Minecraft blocks within Goat City Bay, we must collect them all to obtain an achievement.

  1. To the right of the wind turbines, there is a path that leads behind them to a graveyard. The block is within the graveyard, but you must be careful of the Ender Goat.
  2. From the starting point head towards the catapult, Keep moving past the dam, looking to left for three boulders of death. It will be along the mountain heading down the hill.
  3. When standing in Cabrito Park's parking lot looking at Cabrito Park, turn left. Just past the rest of the lot, there is a grouping of trees. it's in with the trees on the right.

Once you have all three blocks, you'll unlock:

Builder Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Builder Goat145 (90)
Find all the blocks
  • Unlocked by 439 tracked gamers (38% - TA Ratio = 1.61) 1,143

Once again, follow the video guide to obtain all the collectibles.

After obtaining your final collectible, you'll unlock:

I Freaking Love Goats in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all collectibles on level 7
  • Unlocked by 285 tracked gamers (25% - TA Ratio = 1.99) 1,143

Goat Simulator is now 100% complete, which means that you are now free to just let your inner goat roam the cities. Or, you know, uninstall the game.


Although I've listed (in detail) the locations of the collectables here, I know some of you may prefer a visual guide as well, so I'm linking this video of the collectables by JLC Gaming (check the video's description for the timestamps of all 20 collectables):

However, make sure you're still following along with the walkthrough here since there are a lot of other things you'll be doing while going for collectables! Also, since the collectables aren't identifiable from each other in the game, I made my list the same as they are in JLC Gaming's guide (i.e., "trophy 5/20" on this page is the same as the 5th trophy in the video, etc.)

Even though you have your mini-map in the upper right-hand corner, you can refer to this image if you get lost or need help with identifying parts of the map that are mentioned throughout the walkthrough:

mmo map main

At the character select screen, choose Tank. As soon as you gain control, start spamming the ground-pound button near a goat or human. After a few seconds of doing this, you’ll unlock:

Butthurt in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Butthurt147 (90)
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
  • Unlocked by 164 tracked gamers (98% - TA Ratio = 1.63) 168

Press M to access your mutations menu, and activate "Double Jump", which will come in handy as you travel around the map. Jump over the hedges nearby and you'll be in a hedge maze. Make your way through the maze until you're in the middle (on the map, it's when you're located directly in between the mountains on the left and the words "Snowflake Factory") to find Trophy 1/20.

Respawn yourself from the pause menu, then follow the path from Snowflake Factory into "Gold Farm". On the ground are a bunch of apples in front of a barn. Climb up the ladder of the barn up to the top level where there are 2 barrels along with Trophy 2/20. Continue along the main path until you reach "Goatshire". When you enter Goatshire, the first building on your left has some stone stairs that go to the upper level of the building. Rather than going up these stairs, continue past them and go through the open doorway to this building. In this room, look on the table for Trophy 3/20.

Directly across from this building is the tavern (it has fruit and bread vendors outside of it). Head inside the tavern and speak to Ariel to begin "The Mermaid" quest, which tasks you to go to the beach and kill a mermaid. Once you reach Glarblargle Beach (refer to the map if necessary) look for Miranda the Mermaid and headbutt her until she dies. Once she's dead, lick her with E and then store her in your inventory (or drag her all the way back there via licking). Head back to Ariel and you'll unlock:

Mermaid Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Unlock the mermaid mutator
  • Unlocked by 138 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 1.77) 168

Next, follow the path from Goatshire up to to a pond located here:

mmo trophy4

On top of a rock at the end of the pond is Trophy 4/20. Beside the pond is a tree where a woman in a blue dress is lying in the grass. Behind this tree is a hole you can drop down and travel to the next area to unlock:

Music Non Stop in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Jump on the launchpad
  • Unlocked by 152 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 1.69) 168

Jump off this area to respawn yourself, then follow the path from Goatshire until you reach "Jousting Tournament" (right side of the map). When looking at the blue and white striped tent, go into the yellow and blue tent on the right for Trophy 5/20. Exit the tent and head straight until you reach the walls of a large castle called Goatwind, then refer to the map to grab Trophy 6/20 (outside the walls to Goatwind, on the ground near some trees) then drop down to Bjorn:

mmo trophy6

Speak to Bjorn and you'll get a quest to kill 10 bears around this area. Kill the bears by either headbutting or stomping (or both), and once you've killed a total 10 bears and complete the quest, you'll unlock:

Jörgen in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Jörgen26 (15)
  • Unlocked by 140 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 1.76) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the next three trophies. Trophy 7/20 is located right next to the wooden catapults, Trophy 8/20 is on top of the hill behind it, and Trophy 9/20 is on the middle of the island:

mmo trophy 7-8-9

Once you collect Trophy #9, you'll be near the village of Twistram. On the shore of Twistram is a dock with a boat. Simply hop onto the boat and the man will begin rowing, unlocking:

Boat Ride in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Boat Ride26 (15)
Enjoy your trip
  • Unlocked by 150 tracked gamers (89% - TA Ratio = 1.70) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the next two trophies, both of which are in Twistram. Enter the building with the open doorway (the one marked with a house icon on your map) then climb up the ladder to the next floor. Sitting on the table is Trophy 10/20. Exit this building and head up the path to the Cathedral, then go to the altar and grab Trophy 11/20:

mmo trophy 10-11

Head back to the main area of Twistram and speak to Dumbledore to obtain the quest "Portal to Riches", then take the path all the way up to Old Goat Mountain. Once you're at the top, kill a demon to obtain the item "DemonMasterLordOfDestructionKiller". Lick this item and bring it back to Dumbledore, which will open up a blue portal right next to him. Step through the portal and choose "travel" to unlock:

Not Again in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Not Again27 (15)
Get deviously trapped again
  • Unlocked by 138 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 1.77) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the next two trophies in Alvesta. Trophy 12/20 is on the land just north of the Mermaid's Tail bridge, and Trophy 13/20 is near the waterfall, at the shore behind a large tree:

mmo trophy 12-13

Head into the main part of Alvesta and cross the bridge to the big hut where there's a choir singing/dancing. Stand in the middle and press 1 to make goat noises, unlocking:

Elfstreet Boys in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Baa with the choir
  • Unlocked by 157 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 1.66) 168

From the choir, continue up the bridge into the next hut, where immediately on the ground in the center of the red circle is Trophy 14/20. Go to the first step of the staircase that spirals below, then jump off to the water/shore below. Right when you land, immediately turn around and you'll see a shrine with a sword in the middle. Lick the sword, then keep backing up far away and jumping until the sword releases itself, unlocking:

Excalitgoat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
  • Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

While looking at the sword shrine, turn right and slowly head forward while staying on this bit of land. Once you wrap around the large tree, you'll see Trophy 15/20. Head back to where the sword was, then head to the middle island with the fence. Turn 90-degrees to your right and walk forward a bit, then up the rope bridge to your left. Head up the bridge towards the hut, then turn 180-degrees and continue along the bridge to the next hut. In this hut, look to your left where the wall turns to rope. Jump over the rope to the grass on the other side, then go forward to the "stop" sign where there's a very narrow set of wood planks that you can walk up and into the hidden room. In this room are a bunch of servers that you need to destroy by headbutting and/or stomping until you reach an "error" screen and unlock:

Voluntary QA in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Trash the server room
  • Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

Head to the doors of Goatwind and go through the blue portal to travel to the next area. In the city, follow the path into the throne room and get the "Old Goat Menace" quest from King Victoria. Head back through the portal to the main world then make your way to the top of Old Goat Mountain and into the green portal. Jump and dash over the first gap, getting the timing right so that the walls don't crush you. On the other side, smash the wall on your right, then turn around and head through the rubble on the opposite side. Pass the next spike wall, then push the large boulder down the hall that sprays fire. Pass under a couple of crushing traps, and you’ll reach a giant spoon and enter a giant’s quarters to the left, unlocking Old Goat.

Old Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Old Goat51 (30)
  • Unlocked by 152 tracked gamers (90% - TA Ratio = 1.69) 168

Jump up onto the chair to your left, then up onto its back rest. From here, double-jump up onto the bookcase beside the chair. From the top of the bookcase, double jump up onto the wall above, then head along the wall to the right toward the green glow. Keep going until you reach the edge, where below you is a large toilet. On top of the toilet is Trophy 16/20.

Respawn yourself and head towards the Mermaid's Tail bridge. Refer to the map and look directly south of the Mermaid's Tail for an icon that looks like a castle but doesn't have a name. Head to this icon, and you'll see it's a small stone structure. At the bottom of the structure is an opening where you can go inside and grab Trophy 17/20.

Next, head to the beach. When you enter it, stick to the left side until you reach a geyser in the ground. What you need to do is wait for the geyser to erupt and then ride the water. However, the geyser won't erupt if you're standing right over the hole. Therefore, stand near the edge of the hole and keep double-jumping as you wait for the geyser to erupt. Once it erupts, ride the water that shoots out to unlock:

The Icelandic Experience in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
It never erupts when you want it to.
  • Unlocked by 142 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 1.75) 168

Continue along the beach into the "Bullgrurzh" area, your final zone location for:

The Charter Trip in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Visit all zones on the MMO level
  • Unlocked by 128 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 1.84) 168

In this area, you'll see a large golden anvil. From the anvil, head right then down the hall into the next room that contains a golden wheel. Lick/headbutt the golden wheel to unlock:

Wheel Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Wheel Goat52 (30)
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
  • Unlocked by 146 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

Next, refer to the following image to grab the 3 remaining trophies. Trophy 18/20 is on the beach at the hut with all the mermaids, Trophy 19/20 is located on the back-side of the small island (which doesn't appear on the map) and Trophy 20/20 is at the top of Old Goat Mountain, to the left of the room:

mmo trophy 18-19-20

Love or Hate? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
  • Unlocked by 123 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 1.88) 168

While on Old Goat Mountain, go towards the green portal you entered earlier, then look to the right of the door for a waterfall of lava. Jump into the pool of lava to bounce up, then keep bouncing off the lava to go higher. After a few bounces, you'll reach the next ledge that contains another lavafall. Jump into this lava one or two more times to reach the big purple sphere. Once you've landed in the purple sphere, you'll unlock:

Gravity Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Gravity Goat157 (90)
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
  • Unlocked by 144 tracked gamers (86% - TA Ratio = 1.73) 168

In the pause menu, pick "Restart", then choose the Magician class. As the magician goat, head into the Goatwind portal again. Make your way towards the throne room, but stop a little bit in front of it where you'll see a magician entertaining a crowd. Go up to the magician and press R to unlock:

Steal the Show in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Do a card trick at the magician
  • Unlocked by 147 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.72) 168

GoatZ After Outbreak

If you want a quick tutorial for how GoatZ works, you can choose "GoatZ Tutorial" or "GoatZ Before Outbreak", but this isn't really necessary since you can easily gain all of the achievements in "After Outbreak" with some mutators.

In the GoatZ world, supply crates will fall from the sky every couple of minutes. When you see a supply crate land, go to it and open it up by headbutting it. You're looking for a weapon called the "Minifun", which can only be found in these supply crates and is heavily RNG-based. If you manage to find the Minifun early on, go to the bottom of this page so you can obtain the achievement related to it.

When you spawn in, press M to access your mutations menu and activate "Angel Goat", "Double Jump", "Casual Goat", and "No Hunger". The most efficient way to travel is to double jump, then hold R in the air with Angel Goat to stay in the air for a very long time. Meanwhile, Casual Goat allows you to not take any damage from any infected humans in the world, while No Hunger allows you to roam around the map without having to worry about eating food and starving to death.

When you spawn, head towards the mall, then look to your right at a big blue waterslide. This waterslide is part of the waterpark "Whiplash". Head inside of Whiplash and make your way up to the top of the blue waterslide. Your goal is to ride down the waterslide and launch off the ramp, over the wipeout course below, and into a small kiddie pool on the other side. When you begin walking down the slide, you should automatically ragdoll (if not, press Q to manually ragdoll). Once you're sliding down the waterslide, position yourself so you launch off the middle of the ramp at the bottom. As long as you had a decent launch angle, you'll end up flying directly towards the kiddie pool. This may take you a couple of attempts, but once you land in the pool, you'll unlock:

Warm bath in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Warm bath57 (30)
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
  • Unlocked by 102 tracked gamers (85% - TA Ratio = 1.89) 120

Next, you need to complete the entire wipeout course without falling into the water. Before you start the course, remember that pressing F toggles slow-motion, which you should be using for the majority of the course. Here's how you complete the course:

  • Next to the waterslide, climb up the ladder to the word "Start" to begin the quest "Whiplash!"
  • Jump over the 2 spinning red wheels, then bounce off both red blobs onto the green disc
  • Jump to the blue box with the red planks, then onto the following 3 green discs
  • Jump to the green ledge of the orange wall and follow it to the three green discs on the other side, avoiding the spinning red bar that can knock you off
  • Take all three green discs up to the blue box, then jump over the red wheel and land on the next three green discs (you need to land on every green disc, and slow-motion is very helpful for this part)
  • Jump off the red blob to the blue ledge with the finish line

If you fall into the water at any point, simply head back up the ladder at the "Start" point to try again. Once you've successfully completed the course (without falling in the water), you'll unlock:

Big in Japan in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
  • Unlocked by 98 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 1.93) 120

Next, head into the city and go to the tallest building. When facing the entrance to this building, turn around towards the statue of the penguin wearing a hat. Just behind this statue is a red billboard of a man giving a thumbs-up. Jump up to the billboard and take the fan right next to it to be launched up. Once you're in air, look at the roof of the next building to see a crashed parachute. Lick the parachute to unlock the "Paraglider" mutator.

Once you've unlocked Paraglider, head back to the tall building. Go inside of the entrance to the building and take the elevator up to the roof. Once on the roof, equip the Paraglider mutator and jump off the roof, then activate the parachute and stay in the air for 1 whole minute to unlock:

Hang tight in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hang tight57 (30)
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
  • Unlocked by 101 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 1.90) 120

Once that's unlocked, land on the roof of the tall orange building. In the middle of the roof is an electric chair. Jump on the electric chair to get zapped and unlock the "Prototype Goat" mutator. With the Prototype Goat mutator active, you need to slam into a group of at least 5 zombies. The easiest place to do this is in the mall. Head there, then turn humans into zombies by pressing "1" at them. Once you've gathered five zombies, double jump into the air then hold R to charge up and slam down into the 5 zombies on the ground, unlocking:

Goat from above in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
  • Unlocked by 95 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 1.96) 120

Exit the mall, then head directly behind the mall until you reach this area with a goat pen

goatz goat pen

When you enter the goat pen you'll see "Goat Simulator" appear on your screen. Simply stay inside of the goat pen for 5 whole minutes to unlock:

I am Goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
I am Goat54 (30)
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
  • Unlocked by 115 tracked gamers (96% - TA Ratio = 1.78) 120

Exit the pen and look to your right at some protestors gathered in front of a large well. Jump into the well to be teleported to an island. Jump your way up to the top of the island where there are houses and people. In this area, you'll notice a big cauldron emitting a green mist. Lick a human and drop them inside of the cauldron to unlock the "Voodoo" mutator, as well as:

Masterchef in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Masterchef28 (15)
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
  • Unlocked by 105 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.87) 120

Head back to the main island and activate the Voodoo mutator. With the Voodoo mutator, pressing R shoots out a purple bomb. You need to gather a group of at least 4 zombies and hit them all with one shot of the Voodoo bomb. There's a small blast radius with the bomb, but the zombies will need to still be packed tightly together in order to hit 4 at once. The best places to do this are in the Mall or at the entrance to Whiplash at the ticket booths. Once you've hit 4 zombies with one Voodoo bomb, you'll unlock:

Look at it go! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
  • Unlocked by 95 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 1.96) 120

Next, go to the barn that's near the goat pen and the big well. On the ramp that goes to the top of the barn, look at the crashed spaceship in the field. While looking at the spaceship, turn directly to your left and head straight. Keep following the path until you reach a beach with an RV, where you'll obtain the task "Complete the Cook". On the outside of the RV, where it says "Cook 'N' Cruise", are 3 black stands that are meant to hold barrels, which you need to go around the map and bring back here.

  • Barrel 1: Turn directly around from the RV and you'll see it in front of the rocks
  • Barrel 2: On the second floor of the barn (across from the spaceship)
  • Barrel 3: On the roof of the Mall, in the middle of the party

Once you've brought all 3 barrels back, the RV will explode, causing patches of blue goo to appear on the ground across the map. What you need to do is run around to any patch of blue goo, lick it, then go near a zombie to freeze it. Once the zombie is frozen, headbutt it to shatter it. After a short while, the "frost" effect will wear off, but you can simply go back to any blue goo patch and lick it to regain the effect. Once you've shattered 30 frozen zombies, you'll unlock:

Shattered dreams in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
  • Unlocked by 86 tracked gamers (72% - TA Ratio = 2.06) 120

Next, you're going to be working on 3 achievements at once. I recommend you focus on completing quests, as you'll likely obtain quests to craft items/weapons:

1: Complete 25 Quests in one game

Quests are what have been appearing in the top right-hand corner of your screen. These are all relatively simple to complete and will change every 2-5 minutes, or after you complete one. Furthermore, quests will likely repeat, and completing them again DOES count towards your total of 25.

You can check your progress on this in your "Death Stats" in the pause menu. If you feel like you need more than 2 minutes, you can activate the "Wheel Goat" mutator if you unlocked it from the MMO DLC. If you choose to do this, you need to deactivate the mutator to gain a new quest, as well as to move objects around.

List of all quests (in alphabetical order):

*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

2: Craft all Weapons in one game

You craft weapons by finding various parts around the map, licking them, and bringing them to a crafting station. The easiest crafting station to find is directly next to where you spawn (on the road, in front of the entrance to the mall) and inside the garage with the open door.

List of all weapons (in alphabetical order):

*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

3: Craft all Items in one game

Same as crafting weapons. Simply bring the required parts to the crafting station to assemble the item. All of the Weapons (above) are also considered "items" and are required for this achievement to unlock.

List of all items (in alphabetical order):

*** Spoiler - click to reveal ***

While going for all 3 of these achievements, you'll also pass Day 10 (if you haven't already by now), unlocking:

Survive for your life in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Survive 10 days
  • Unlocked by 98 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 1.93) 120

A new challenger has appeared in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
  • Unlocked by 79 tracked gamers (66% - TA Ratio = 2.15) 120

The Goa'th amendment in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Craft all the weapons in one game
  • Unlocked by 85 tracked gamers (71% - TA Ratio = 2.08) 120

Survivalist in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Craft all items in one game
  • Unlocked by 77 tracked gamers (64% - TA Ratio = 2.18) 120

You've likely eaten a considerable amount of food during your game (you can check in the Death Stats menu). Keep running around the map until you've eaten 50 food items. The best places to do this are at the vendor outside of the tall orange building, the Apple Store in the mall, and at the circus booths:

Don't starve in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Eat 50 food items in one game
  • Unlocked by 89 tracked gamers (74% - TA Ratio = 2.03) 120

At this point, you need to obtain the Minifun from a supply drop. If you haven't obtained a Minifun yet, you need to continue playing and looting supply drops until you find it.

Once you have the Minifun, you simply need to kill 7 zombies with it. Be conservative with your ammo because you don't get a lot of it, and all 7 kills have to be with the same Minifun.

Too much fun in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
  • Unlocked by 83 tracked gamers (69% - TA Ratio = 2.10) 120


Once you're in the game, press M to access your mutations menu, and activate "Angel Goat" and "Double Jump" (the most efficient way to travel is to double jump, then hold R in the air with Angel Goat to stay in the air for a very long time)

Bash open the door to escape your cage, then look immediately to your left where there's a flamingo in a cage. Double jump on top of the flamingo cage to grab Trophy 1/20. At this point, you can switch into different animals. As a flamingo, you can fly around the map quickly by repeatedly pressing SPACE. While this is an efficient way to travel around the map, you can also stay as a Goat with the Double Jump and Angel Goat mutators if you'd like (it's entirely up to you).

Head behind your cage and into the area with all of the houses. In this area is a pirate ship on the shore. Land on the building directly to the right of the pirate ship that has some fans on the roof. Next to the fans is Trophy 2/20. While on this roof, look at the pirate ship, then turn directly to your right and you'll see a palm tree. Slightly behind this palm tree is a small island with Trophy 3/20. From this trophy, look into the water and you'll see a boat near the shore. A little bit to the right of this boat, on the shore, is a palm tree. Fly directly at this palm tree, where slightly behind it is a tiny building with a couple of fans on the roof. Near one of the walls of this building is Trophy 4/20.

Walk a few steps so you're on the road, then enter the main area with all of the buildings. Immediately when you enter (on the train tracks) look directly to your left at a big brick apartment building that has a billboard on the roof (the billboard says "Candy's Sweets/Jay's Pharmacy"). Fly/jump up to the roof with this billboard and you'll see Trophy 5/20.

Directly in front of you is a building with a big blue sign that says "Are We There Jet". Fly around the right side of this building, where you'll then find a dining area on the deck with a bunch of chairs and tables (note: the deck is about the same level as the blue "Are We There Jet" sign). Land in the dining area, then go behind the bar to grab Trophy 6/20. Across from here is a taller building that has a blue awning. Fly/jump to the roof of this building for Trophy 7/20.

Look down at the big red and green building below you - this is a casino. Fly to the roof of the casino, where directly in the middle is Trophy 8/20. Now, jump down and head inside of the entrance to the casino. When you enter, head left towards the gambling tables and slot machines. In front of the tables is a set of 8 slot machines arranged in a circle. Jump into the middle of the machines for Trophy 9/20.

Immediately upon exiting the casino, head directly to your left and go down into the alley where there are some barrels on fire and garbage scattered around. At the end of the alley are some blue and white mattresses where you'll see Trophy 10/20. Head into the main street and go to the fast-food building "Cowie's". Inside Cowie's, go behind the counter and grab Trophy 11/20. Just behind Cowie's is a billboard. One side of the billboard is an advertisement for "Flarebud", and the other is for "Chimaera". On the "Flarebud" ledge is Trophy 12/20. From here, if you look behind Cowie's and slightly to the right, you'll see the police building (it has a big blue and white donut on the roof). Fly to the roof of the police building, then drop down into the courtyard/jail area in the back. In one of the cages, you'll see Trophy 13/20.

Fly back towards the billboard where you grabbed Trophy #12, then look around for a big, bright, blue and red hot air balloon. A bit in front of the balloon is the bank "Harvest and Trustee". Near the entrance to the bank is a mariachi band. Go up to the band and you'll get an option to pay $10 for a song. Listen to the whole song (takes ~2 minutes) and you'll unlock:

The Song of my People in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
  • Unlocked by 92 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.93) 105

Jump up to the roof of the bank directly above the mariachi band and you'll find Trophy 14/20 in the corner. While on the roof of the bank, look around until you see a building where the wall is covered in blue and pink graffiti (it says "I wrote this" in pink and "U Rock" in blue). Go behind this building and directly below the train tracks into an alley with a blue trampoline. Behind the trampoline is a wall with some more graffiti, and directly to the left of the graffiti is a tiny section of wall made out of wooden planks. Headbutt the wooden planks to break off a door, then head inside and grab Trophy 15/20. Exit this room and while looking at the graffiti on the wall, turn directly around and fly ahead. After a short fly, you'll come across a drive-in (outdoor movie theatre). Behind the screen, on the ground is Trophy 16/20.

Near the drive-in, fly up high until you notice a floating rock in the sky (it's directly above a soccer field). Rather than going on the floating rock, look nearby for a big crane with a bunch of satellite dishes connected to it. In between the crane and the floating rock is a cannon. Go up to the cannon and enter it. Aim well above the island (so you won't even see it anymore) then wait for the bar on the left to be at max power, then launch yourself and try to land on the island. This might take a few attempts to get used to where you need to aim, but you can try it as much as you want as it's free to use. Once you've successfully landed on the island, you'll unlock:

Itsamee! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Itsamee!29 (15)
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
  • Unlocked by 91 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.94) 105

On the floating rock is Trophy 17/20. From the rock, fly back directly over the drive-in, where slightly behind it is a small trailer park. Behind the big trailer closest to the rock formation is a blue/white ladder, and in front of the ladder is Trophy 18/20.

In the trailer park, fly towards the big glowing green ring that's out in the desert. Just a bit beyond the green ring is a body of water with a pier. At the end of the pier is Trophy 19/20. From here, head directly to your left and fly for a while until you reach an area with some tall rocks and torches. Next to the biggest rock is a slightly smaller rock that contains Trophy 20/20, your final collectable for:

The Big Score in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
  • Unlocked by 83 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.03) 105

Now, head back to spawn, which is just a short distance ahead of you. While you're here, look for the machine called the "Baaa" machine and interact with it. Choose "Prank Map" which opens up a list of 13 pranks that you need to complete. You DON'T need to track each prank individually from the Baaa machine, so you can simply follow this list to complete them all:

(Note: You can complete this list in any order you want. I listed them out in the order that's found within the Baaa machine)

  • Chocolate Factory: Head to the road in front of the pirate ship where you will find a vendor selling "Whiny Wonky Chocolate Bags". Lick one, then bring it across the street to the barrel that's on fire to ignite it. Once it's ignited, you'll notice the house on your right has a small yellow circle in front of the door. Simply walk into the yellow circle to drop the bag which will complete the job.
  • Drill for Cheese: Head to the building called "Super Security" which is just in front and to the right of the blue "Are We There Jet" sign. For this job, you need to drill open the vault doors that are in the back of the building, which requires three separate drills (note: you need to go to the vault door first to spawn in the drills)
    • Drill #1: Just outside of the entrance to Super Security, near the train tracks, is a small baby-blue shed. On the roof of the shed is a drill. Lick it, then bring it back through the revolving doors to Super Security, which might take several attempts to accomplish. Once you're inside, bring the drill to the vault door to open up the first door.
    • Drill #2: Go to the store called "The Drill", which is directly across from the Harvest and Trustee bank where you grabbed Trophy #14. Break open the display case, lick a drill, and bring it back to open up the second door.
    • Drill #3: Grab another drill from the display case, then take it to the final door to access the vault. Head inside and eat the sandwich on the table, then grab the rocket mutator in the corner, completing the job.
  • Mess With the Police: Go to the police station and headbutt the white and blue donut off the roof (you have to be a goat for this, not a flamingo).
  • Cops and Robbers: Head into the Harvest and Trustee bank, and directly in front of the entrance is a robber with a black suit and mask, named "Wolf". Lick Wolf, then bring him to the police building that's directly next to the bank and drop him in the cell.
  • Flippin Burgs: Head to Cowie's (the fast-food place) then go behind the building and lick a trash bag. Bring the trash bag up to the roof and drop it in the green hole, which will cause some burgers to drop inside of Cowie's. Go inside and lick a burger, then bring it to a customer to complete the job.
  • Make Cops Fly: Go near the Harvest and Trustee bank and find a cop. Once you've found a cop, lick them, then bring them to the big red and blue hot air balloon to attach them. Then, go behind the building next to the balloon, where behind the dumpsters are a couple of gas canisters. Lick one, then bring it to the balloon to complete the job.
  • Catastrophe: Go to the railroad tracks near the baby blue shed where you got the first drill for "Drill for Cheese". Keep following the track until you reach an opening on your right that leads into an alley. Here you'll find the 'Kittyland Love Center' and are tasked with bringing 3 cats here. There are many more than just 3 cats around the map, so just look on sidewalks and alleyways, then lick the cat and bring it back to the Kittyland Love Center. I easily found all 3 cats near the Harvest and Trustee bank area.
  • Exploding Cake: A couple of houses to the right of the pirate ship, you can find a birthday party happening in a backyard. Approach the cake and it'll reveal the location of dynamite, which is a few houses south of the house (it's on the roof of a "Chimaera" billboard). Lick the dynamite and bring it back to the cake to insert it, which will reveal a red wire on the ground. Follow the red wire around to the front of the house to a dynamite plunger, then lick the plunger to cause an explosion, completing the job.
  • Drive In Saturday: Fly to the drive-in (theatre) and knock over the projector.
  • Buried Games: Grab a drill from "The Drill" shop, then bring it to the hill-vault that's located next to the railroad tracks by the prison courtyard (where you grabbed Trophy #13). Drill open the door, then head down and lick one of the small items on the ground called "Sanctum 3". Once you've licked Sanctum 3, respawn, and you'll still have Sanctum 3 licked. Bring Sanctum 3 to the pirate ship deck, then go through the open door on the deck and insert it into the servers. Once that's done, the ship will begin to move. Simply stay on the ship and it will eventually shoot off into space, where you'll land on the moon and unlock:

Le Voyage Dans la Lune in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
A Trip to the Moon.
  • Unlocked by 87 tracked gamers (83% - TA Ratio = 1.98) 105

  • Prison Break The Dev: Go to the alley behind "The Drill" shop, and you'll get a notification of the Prototype Drillicopter. Walk into the Drillicopter to equip it, then head to the prison courtyard. Once inside, go up to the guy in all brown clothes, then fly him over to the casino. Once you enter the casino, look immediately to your right to see a golden goat spewing out money. Bring the brown-clothed gentleman here to complete the job.
  • Space Cow: Fly over spawn and look slightly behind it to see a bunch of fenced-in cows. Lick a cow, then bring it to the building that's just in front of and below the casino. The roof of the building has some big, glowing blue symbols. Drop the cow in the middle of the symbol, then a UFO will pick up the cow, completing the job.
  • The Godmother: Grab a drill from "The Drill" store, and head to the casino. Once inside the casino, head to the corridor in the back, then take the right path. Head up the stairs and try your best to fly over the green lasers into the next room. If you hit the lasers, you can still continue, but the next room will be chaotic. Once you're in the next room, enter the doorway where the vault door is, then insert the drill. Once the door opens, enter the room and run into the fairy godmother to complete the job.

Once you've completed all 13 jobs, you'll unlock:

Retirement in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Retirement32 (15)
Just finish that one LAST job.
  • Unlocked by 77 tracked gamers (73% - TA Ratio = 2.11) 105

While at the casino, go up to one of the blackjack tables and play it. If you already know how to play blackjack, then keep playing until you win a total of 3 hands. If you don't know how to play blackjack, I'm not going to give a full breakdown of how to play simply because this game is very generous to the player. Basically, if your score is below 17, choose "hit". Once your score is 17 or above, choose "stand". Once you win 3 games, you'll unlock:

What’s the count? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
  • Unlocked by 86 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.00) 105

Head to any Baaa machine and pick "Crew Gear". Choose any $25 mask and buy it 30 times. You can check how many times you've bought the mask in the top right-hand corner of your screen where it says "Gear in Inventory". Once you've bought 30 masks ($750), keep equipping them until you're wearing all 30 and you'll unlock:

Plentiful masquerade in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Wear 30 masks at once.
  • Unlocked by 83 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.03) 105

Next, individually switch to each character and respawn them all through the pause menu. Once all 4 animals are respawned, bring them close together. As the dolphin, lick the goat, then switch to the flamingo and lick the dolphin, then switch to the giraffe and lick the flamingo. Once all 4 animals are licking each other, you'll unlock:

Goatipede in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Goatipede28 (15)
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
  • Unlocked by 97 tracked gamers (92% - TA Ratio = 1.88) 105

Unlick the animals from each other, then individually bring them all to the drive-in. Once there, have all animals enter the same car to unlock:

Goatfellas in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Goatfellas29 (15)
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
  • Unlocked by 91 tracked gamers (87% - TA Ratio = 1.94) 105

Have the dolphin exit the car, along with another animal of your choosing. As the dolphin, lick the other animal, then make your way to the tallest building (the one with the blue "Are We There Jet" sign). As the dolphin, you can ride up to the wall and will automatically begin to ascend the wall on your wheelchair. While licking the other animal, make your way to the roof of this building to unlock:

You raise me up! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
  • Unlocked by 92 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 1.93) 105

Jump off this building so that you're on the road directly below the "Are We There Jet" sign. Directly behind you is the Aerobics Center. Head inside here and lick the boombox, then bring the boombox to Cowie's. Outside of Cowie's are 2 cars next to a burning barrel. Go in between the front of the cars to automatically place the boombox and you'll unlock:

Bounce it! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Bounce it!30 (15)
Enable the hydraulic cars.
  • Unlocked by 88 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 1.97) 105

Respawn yourself and fly towards where the big green circle is, behind the fenced-in cows. Once you go through a green circle, another one appears ahead of it, and so on. You need to go through all 8 green rings in a row for an achievement, and there are two ways to do it:

  • Buggy Method: Near the 'finish line' ramp is a blue buggy. Enter the buggy and go to the green circle. As you drive through the green circles, line yourself up with the ramp and boost yourself as you go off the ramp for the remaining circles in the air.
  • Flamingo Method: If you're like me and are helplessly bad with the buggy, this method is for you. As the flamingo, go to the first green circle and fly through it and the subsequent green rings that appear. After the ramp, if you can't quite reach the rings in the sky and they disappear, fly through where you think they were, and they will reappear. However, you can always restart from the first green ring if you need to.

Once you've flown through all 8 rings, you'll unlock:

GoatBall in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
GoatBall31 (15)
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
  • Unlocked by 82 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.04) 105

Go into your mutators and select "Hogtie" (you unlocked this after collecting 10 trophies). With Hogtie, you can press R to throw a hogtie at a human which will tie them up. Once you've hogtied a human, lick them and bring them to the railroad track. Place them down directly over the track and simply wait for a train to come and run them over (this may take a few minutes). Once the train plows over the hogtied human, you'll unlock:

Dastardly in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Dastardly31 (15)
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
  • Unlocked by 81 tracked gamers (77% - TA Ratio = 2.06) 105

Waste of Space

Although I've listed (in detail) the locations of the collectables here, I know some of you may prefer a visual guide as well, so I'm linking this video of the collectables by Ktcee Achiever:

However, make sure you're still following along with the walkthrough here since there are a lot of other things you'll be doing while going for collectables! Also, since the collectables aren't identifiable from each other in the game, I made my list the same as they are in Ktcee Achiever's guide (i.e., "trophy 5/30" on this page is the same as the 5th trophy in the video, etc.)

Once you're in the game, press M to access your mutations menu, and activate "Angel Goat" and "Double Jump" (the most efficient way to travel is to double jump with, then hold R in the air with Angel Goat to stay in the air for a very long time)

Start off by headbutting the guy in front of you to collect some money, then jump behind the desk to your left and destroy the crates for some more money. In the next area, continue to gain money by headbutting the people with "$" symbols, along with headbutting crates. Once you have enough money, the door labeled "Colony" will unlock and you can go through it. Once you're in the next room, look immediately to your right and above the reception desk for Trophy 1/30. Keep gathering money by headbutting people and crates until you unlock "Colony", the big open area.

Before you enter Colony, head back to the reception room where you grabbed the first trophy. The other door in here is marked "Landing Pad". If it's locked, you don't have enough money and will have to come back later. If it's unlocked, go inside and take the lift up, then jump up to the small ledge with a person and Trophy 2/30 (remember, you can come back to this later if it's currently locked...you'll for sure be able to access this area at this point).

At this point, make sure you utilize your map in the pause menu to pinpoint the locations I refer to for the remainder of the Walkthrough. Also, make sure to always be headbutting people and crates for money!

Enter Colony, then look immediately to your left at some people having a picnic surrounded by candles. Just behind them is a white structure with 4 pillars and a larger one in the middle. Right in front of the larger pillar is Trophy 3/30. Head back to the door you came through, and while looking at the door, look slightly to your left. Against the wall is a sheet of metal - jump up to the roof here. Once up top, look behind the crates to your right for Trophy 4/30. There are several money crates here to destroy as well.

Head to one of the large white domes labeled "Museum" (labeled "Origin of Spaceflight Museum" on your map). When looking at the word "Museum" on the side of the building, go up to the little area behind you where there's a banner labeled "One Capsule Hotel", along with some red flower beds. In the middle of this little area is Trophy 5/30. Head to the Quarry, located in between your current location and the "Crowdfunding Stations", and a little bit to the right. Once you're there, go to the stack of three large crates that are labeled "Quarry". You can head inside of the first one and grab Trophy 6/30.

Next, head to Eastern point of the map where there is a set of 2 connected domes labeled "L:03". On the other side of one of the domes is a big construction truck, and above it are a bunch of plywood boards that lead up to a rocky ledge. Climb up to the rocky ledge, then jump your way across a bridge of more plywood boards to the next ledge that contains Trophy 7/30. Jump down and head to the south-eastern part of the map to the very large area marked "Test Chambers", which you probably can't access yet. Either way, head down the ledge here to the blue sign that says "Test Chambers". Behind the sign is a half-circle stone landmark, and in the middle of it is Trophy 8/30.

When looking at the blue sign, look to your right and head down the path to where there's a person working on some sort of vehicle, called "the Podracer". Go up to the Podracer and enter it, then boost forward to unlock:

It's working... IT'S WORKING! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Run wild with the Podrunner.
  • Unlocked by 79 tracked gamers (93% - TA Ratio = 1.97) 85

Continue on past where you entered the Podracer into a toxic area with a glowing green barrel. Lick the barrel with E, then continue wrapping your way around the back side of the large dome until you reach an area where you'll be notified of "the Hatch". Bring the barrel to the cylindrical tube, which will open up the big bunker door to the left, revealing Trophy 9/30. When looking at the cylindrical tube where you placed the barrel, head directly right for a small ways until you come across a big cylindrical object that almost looks like a bridge. Directly below this is a little area with some crates, and on top of a rock is Trophy 10/30.

If you look in your mini-map, you'll see you're near an area that looks like a nearly full circle with a "T" in the middle of it. Go here, and you'll see a bridge with a couple of people and a ball-pit down below. Lick a human, then drop them into the ball-pit to unlock "good goat" mutator, which you'll need for later.

Behind this area is an entrance to the big Research dome. Once you're inside, head directly straight for a few steps and drop down into the ravine. In this ravine are a few crates, along with a statue-like object by all the red trees. On top of this statue is Trophy 11/30. After that, take the ladder up, and once you're up top, look directly to your left, where off in the distance is an exit back to the Colony. Just before going through the exit, jump down below the bridge for Trophy 12/30.

Exit to the Colony, then head to the South-Western part of the map until you're in front of an exit to the Academy, right by a vendor stand. Behind this vendor is a big white structure surrounded by some hot springs. Wait for steam to spurt out of a spring, then jump in it to launch in the air. When you're in the air, land on top of the white structure on one of the white rings that has Trophy 13/30.

Near this area is a building marked "Librar-E". In front of where it says "Librar-E", on the ground is a glowing blue octagon. Step on the octagon to launch up, then land on the ledge above the "Librar-E" sign. On the left path of the ledge is Trophy 14/30. From here, look out towards the building marked "Bonnie's Beds and Beyond", where to the left of this is a crate labeled "Crowd Kicker", where to the left of that is a small rock formation. In this rock formation is a small cave that contains Trophy 15/30.

Head into Bonnie's Beds and Beyond and into the nebula portal. On the other side, head through the exit in front of you, then keep going forward and slightly right to the farm area. On the ground beside the silo is Trophy 16/30. Turn around and head towards "Sonny's Soup and Stargates", but don't head inside. When looking at the entrance to Sonny's, go slightly right into the farmland, then jump up on the gray ledge. From here, look towards the large silo directly beside you, then jump up to land on the pipe attached to the silo where you'll find Trophy 17/30. Head into Sonny's and take the portal back to the Colony.

Once you're back, go through the door then take a sharp left. On the ground ahead of you is a large crater with an asteroid in the middle. Keep headbutting the asteroid to reveal Trophy 18/30. Go towards the large white dome near here and follow it clockwise for a while until you come across "Photon Emitter Swords" and head inside. With the "good goat" mutator activated that you unlocked earlier (you may need to deactivate all other mutators first) lick the rainbow-colored photon emitter swords to unlock:

Use the sword, goat in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
  • Unlocked by 75 tracked gamers (88% - TA Ratio = 2.03) 85

Exit Photon Emitter Swords and continue following the dome clockwise until you see a large white banner marked "Aries". On top of the left pole holding up this banner is Trophy 19/30. From here, go towards the sky-bridge that connects two of the domes and you'll come across two spinning fans on the ground. To the left of these fans is a path that leads to a green-gooey area with a spaceship.

In this area is a bunch of glowing green eggs. You need to headbutt or kick all of the green eggs to destroy them for an achievement. In this area are a total of 36 eggs, none of which are hidden and are very easy to find. There is a final, 37th egg in the museum that you will destroy later. Still in this area, take the path up the cliff to where you destroyed some eggs near a few cages. Just a small bit past this area is a narrow ledge where you'll find Trophy 20/30.

Make your way back to the white Aries banner, where just in front of it is an entrance to the "Academy" dome. Once you're inside, head slightly left towards an area marked "Command Bridge" (which might be locked for you right now - that's fine). To the left of the Command Bridge is a half-pipe that holds Trophy 21/30. Across from the halfpipe is a jail area called "The Slammer". Outside the entrance to the Slammer is a guard. Talk to him with "1", then jump inside of the courtyard and lick a prisoner. While still licking the prisoner, jump over the gate and into the entrance to the slammer. Once inside, look to your left to see a small area with a ladder and spray paint cans on the ground. This is actually a cell, so bring the prisoner into it and drop them off and you'll unlock "Jailbait", which allows you to spray paint cans.

Turn around and head in front of the Command bridge to a small courtyard-area containing a rotating cube and two Star Wars figures. From here, continue forward to the buildings up ahead, and the one on your left is marked "Jar Jar Blinks Opticians" (clever, right?). When looking at the entrance to Jar Jar Blinks, turn left and head down the stairs to another blue hexagon on the ground. Take this hexagon up and land on the roof behind Jar Jar Blinks, which has another blue hexagon, then take this hexagon to the next roof that contains Trophy 22/30. From this roof, look down and you'll see two small white buildings with several people outside. Jump down here and you'll see a wooden crate with some spray paint cans. Lick one to pick it up, then spray-paint the stone wall right next to you. Keep doing this until you unlock:

The world is your canvas in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Tag 10 walls.
  • Unlocked by 69 tracked gamers (81% - TA Ratio = 2.11) 85

At this point, you need to have Teleporters unlocked ($25,000). You should have already unlocked it or be very close at this point. If you haven't yet unlocked it, you need to go around finding crates and people to headbutt until you've unlocked it.

Head towards the exit that's near the half-pipe. To the left of the exit is a teleporter - take it to end up in the teleporter room, then take the Museum teleporter. Once there, head forward and you'll see the final glowing green egg in a display case that says "Pulsating Egg". Jump inside of here and headbutt the egg to destroy it, unlocking:

The alien or the egg? in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Headbutt all alien eggs
  • Unlocked by 70 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.10) 85

(If this didn't unlock, go back to the Alien Infestation area and make sure you destroyed all 36 eggs there)

Just behind the egg display case is a pipe that's pouring water into a small lake. Jump into the water, then look in one of the middle arches of the bridge for Trophy 23/30. Go up to the bridge and cross it to enter the Origin of Spaceflight section of the Museum.

Once inside, head up the stairs to the top ledge and walk around until you reach a large red button. Jump on top of the button to activate it and cause an explosion down below. Then, head to your right and up the small set of stairs to the hanging rock, and headbutt it to release it which will swing down and crash into the orrery below. Once it crashes into the orrery, it will break open the Earth, exposing Trophy 24/30.

Next, go back upstairs, past the red button all the way to the end where you'll see a Port-a-Potty (the game calls these "Turdis"). Headbutt it to make it spin and fly away. This is the first of 3 turdises you need to headbutt in order to unlock an area called "The Badehaus". Once you've headbutted the first turdis, leave this room and cross the bridge towards the exit, then take the teleporter that's to the left of the exit. Once in the Teleporter room, take the "Carrier" teleporter. Once there, turn around and head to the end of this ledge for Pony 1/5. Then, go towards the door that's marked "Crew Quarters", and take the stairs up to the right of the door. At the top of the stairs is the second turdis to headbutt.

Still in the carrier, we're going to grab the rest of the ponies. Go through the Crew Quarters door and down the stairs. Once you descend a second set of stairs, look behind the stairs for Pony 2/5. Head back up the stairs and through the door back to the main area, then look to your right for the "Facility Tour" area, where there appears to be a car that can travel through a tunnel. Rather than going into the car, simply jump into the tunnel on the right side that's glowing red and proceed forward. Then, jump up to the section above you that's glowing red, and continue going through the tunnel. At the end is one more section above you to jump upon, then immediately turn around and look at the car that's hanging which contains Pony 3/5.

Head back out towards the teleporter and take the door that's below it marked "Canteen". Once inside, turn right and follow the path to be lifted to the area above, then go through the "Canteen" door. Once inside, look slightly to your right at a table that's on a balcony. On the chair here is Pony 4/5. Jump down from the balcony to the main area, then head to the left-side wall (the "Storage" door wall, not the "Canteen" door wall) and follow it to the end where there's a docked ship. Jump on top of the ship and you'll see Pony 5/5, your final pony for:

My little brony in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Find all the pony horses.
  • Unlocked by 71 tracked gamers (84% - TA Ratio = 2.08) 85

Now, back to headbutting the remaining turdis. Go back through the teleporter, then take the "Academy" teleporter. Once there, head to the center area with the rotating cube and 2 Star Wars statues. The third turdis is at the base of the statue with the blue lightsaber. Head back through the teleporter, then into the "Research" teleporter. Cross the bridge, then take a right at the end. As you head towards the "3D Printer" building, a turdis will drop on your left. This turdis contains a portal, which you can go through to unlock:

Splishy splashy in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Visit the badehaus.
  • Unlocked by 70 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.10) 85

While in this room, jump up to the top diving board where you'll find Trophy 25/30. Exit this room through the dark door underneath the "Badehaus" sign, then go inside 3D Printer building. Stand on the big red button on the right, then headbutt the button beneath the blue art palette. Once you headbutt it, it will turn pink, then head to the other side and headbutt the button and you'll unlock "pirated goat" mutator. As a pirated goat, find any human and lick them, then spam R to duplicate them. Once you've duplicated a few bodies, headbutt all the bodies to gain money. Keep repeating this process until you earn $100,000. This is a bit grindy and will take about 10-20 minutes to complete (depending on how much money you currently have). Once you've reached $100,000, you'll unlock "Dinner with the CEO", which you'll do later.

For now, take the teleporter. Then, go back through the Carrier teleporter. This time, go up the stairs that are between the Storage door and the ship where you collected the final pony. Up here, you'll see a device where there are some cables connected to consoles. Headbutt both sets of cables to detach them. Then, jump down in front of the ship where you collected the pony and you'll see you unlocked "Zero G". When looking at the ship, turn left so you're facing the crates on the ground, then jump up to allow gravity to ascend you, then enter a vent where you'll see Trophy 26/30. Then, go back towards the Facility Tour section, then look slightly to your left to see an "Aries Corporation" sign on the wall. Jump up directly above this sign to reach another small vent with Trophy 27/30.

Jump down then head through the Storage door and descend the stairs to the bottom. In front of you you'll see a red crate, and behind it are a few servers. Lick the servers behind the red crate and move them to reveal a grate. Lick the grate to remove it, then you can head inside to grab Trophy 28/30. Exit the storage room and head through the Crew Quarters door. Once you've descended the stairs where you grabbed a pony from earlier, take the path on the right all the way to the end. At the end, turn left and head through the door. Head to the back of this room to the showers and enter the right one (men's showers) to find Trophy 29/30.

(At this point, you can go back and collect Trophy #2 if you were unable to at the beginning.)

Make your way to Landing Pad (where you collected Trophy #1 and #2) and take the elevator up to the spaceship. If the ship isn't there, go up to the blue console on the right and respawn it. Once it's there, jump on top of it and enter it. For this section, you're in a spaceship and need to destroy other spaceships. Here are the controls:

ship controls

The hardest part of this section is figuring out the controls, especially controlling it on the x- and y- axes. You can invert your y-axis in the settings if you'd like, although it's still going to take a while to get used to. You need to destroy all of the freighters (yellow), pirates (red), and 30 police ships (blue). If you die or fly too far off and are forced to eject, your progress DOES still count, so you can simply head back to the ship and keep trying. It will take some getting used to, and there's not much advice I can give other than to take it slow (I never once used "boost", just acceleration at times) and to try and get as close as you can to enemy ships until you auto-lock on to them:

Be not afreight in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Destroy all freighters
  • Unlocked by 66 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.16) 85

Ruler of the seven skies in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Blow up all pirate ships
  • Unlocked by 67 tracked gamers (79% - TA Ratio = 2.14) 85

Bacon marauder in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Shoot down 30 police ships.
  • Unlocked by 66 tracked gamers (78% - TA Ratio = 2.16) 85

Once you're done with that, it's time to go to the dinner with the CEO that you unlocked at $100,000. To get there, go to the white Aries banner where you picked up Trophy #19. When looking at the banner, look directly to your left. Rather than going down the path on your left, continue going toward the red trees. Just past these trees is a small campfire, and behind it is a small bridge you can cross. Cross it and you'll end up in front of a structure within the rocks that you can enter.

Once inside, head to the end where the CEO is waiting for you. Headbutt him into the chair behind him, and you'll be given the ability to spawn money crates, which is a very fast way to earn money. To do this, simply stand in place and spam R to spawn the crates while simultaneously headbutting to bash open the crates. Doing this will make you earn money at a very fast rate (about $100,000 per minute or so). Once you've reached $1,000,000 you'll unlock:

I wanna be a baahlionaire in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Gather $1000000
  • Unlocked by 70 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.10) 85

Finally, it's time to collect the last trophy. Go to the Test Chambers (huge skyscraper in the southeast corner of Colony) and make your way through the building until you reach a white door that says "Testing Chambers | Test It". Once inside, you'll see a cow. Lick the cow and drag it to the large button on the ground that has a symbol of a cow on it. Once you do that, the cow will get sucked into the tube above, and the door will unlock to the next room. This is essentially how the test chambers work: by figuring out how to get the cow onto the button to unlock the next room.

Room #2 is full of red buttons. In front of the locked door, you'll see a blue frowning face on the wall. On the floor in front of this face are a small red button and a large red button - step on the large one to open the door.

Room #3: Lick the cow and drag it up the ramp to your right and you'll reach two blue platforms at the top. Jump to the second platform and release the cow here. Jump down to the red button and step on it which will drop the cow and break open the wall. Lick the cow and go to where the wall broke to be lifted up above where you can find the cow button. Proceed forward and ascend up to the next room.

Room #4: Right when you enter, the table in front of you has a tethering device mutator you can pick up. Do so, then lick the cow and bring it over to the tethering device that's next to the red button (it's glowing blue electricity). Once that's done, shoot the cow with a tether, then shoot the device with a tether, which creates a charge between the cow and the device (note: if money crates are still spawning for you when you shoot a tether, make sure you to destroy the creates as they can interfere with the cow-device connection). Once that's done, step on the red button and stay there until the cow goes through the tube and you can progress to the next room.

Room #5: This room is simple as the red lasers don't actually damage you or the cow. Simply double-jump your way up all the platforms to the top. At the top is the cow button and you can progress to the next room.

Room #6: Lick the cow, then head forward to the corner of this section where you can see the cow button down below some paned glass. If you look up, you'll notice a part of the glass is angled out and you can actually get up there by double jumping. Once you're up there, keep jumping and angling around until the cow is up there with you, then you can drop the cow down to the button below, bypassing the entire puzzle of the room. Once the cow goes through the tube, jump up and head through the now open door.

Room #7: Lick the cow and keep running around the room in a clockwise direction. As you do this, you'll notice objects will spawn in, and cow pictures will appear on the wall. Keep moving clockwise until the walls have been completely filled with cow pictures, then move anti-clockwise until you can drop down. Once that's done, you can drop down to the next room.

Room #8: While licking the cow, step on the big red button on the floor to open the door in front of you. Head into the next room, then look on the right wall where there's blue lights and cow symbols above a vent. Take the vent down to complete the test chambers and unlock:

Testaholic in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
Testaholic32 (15)
Complete test chambers.
  • Unlocked by 70 tracked gamers (82% - TA Ratio = 2.10) 85

Now, the room you were previously in (blue lights with the vent) has opened up another door. However, if you're like me and got shot into space, you need to respawn from the start menu, then head back to Test Chambers - don't worry, you don't have to do them all again. To the right of the entrance doors to Test Chambers is a portal that says "Resume Testing" that will bring you back to room 8.

Once you're back in room 8, head through the newly opened door and follow the path to the end where there's a car you can enter. Go inside of it and you'll take a long ride up top. Once you're arrived, immediately in front of you is a door to the diner, and to the right of the door is Trophy 30/30, your final collectable for:

NERD! in Goat Simulator (Win 10)
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Find all collectibles
  • Unlocked by 65 tracked gamers (76% - TA Ratio = 2.18) 85

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