Please, Don't Touch Anything

Welcome to the TA walkthrough for 'Please Don't Touch Anything,' a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing puzzle game developed by 'Four Quarters' and published by 'ForewardXP'. Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious console with a green screen monitor showing a pixelated live image of an unknown city. Also present is an ominous red button with the simple instruction to not touch anything!

Push the red button once or press it many times. Your choices and actions will lead to outrageous consequences and over 30 unique puzzle endings. The idea is to scavenge the room for clues, tools and additional buttons to solve riddles and trigger explosive events. This deceptively simple console has many mind-blowing surprises for you. Consider yourself informed.

With this all being said, I guess there is only one thing left to do.

Press the button. Go ahead! You know you want to.

After the title screen, you will appear directly in front of a console with a red button within what appears to be a small office room. You will hear a door open to your left and will be greeted by a waving arm (presumably your work colleague). He will inform you that he needs to take a bathroom break and that whilst he is gone, you are not to touch anything.

Now I would normally recommend having a little play around with the game before hand so that you can get a feel for the game before starting this walkthrough, however if you have already played the game and/or just wish to get the achievements in as little effort as possible, continue ahead.

NOTE: If you have played normally before beginning to use this walkthrough, you will likely need to begin a new playthrough. This will require deleting your save data and starting fresh.

I will start off by focusing on the 'Perfectionist' achievement which requires you to obtain all of the 30 unique endings without pressing any unnecessary buttons, so please follow the guide exactly as I have it displayed below. I also list these endings starting off with what I believe to be the hardest endings first. Some may require a little practice, but the endings get easier as the walkthrough progresses.

As, soon as the guy leaves and you are left you your own devices, you can start earning some achievements.

Before starting this walkthrough, it is worth taking note of a few things which may help you understand what may or may not count as an action that may result in a failure and require a complete restart. Here is what I have found:

It DOES NOT count towards failure if:
- You spam the hammer at the bloody blobs for ending #16.
- You click several times all over the panel to find the red arrows for ending #22.
- You end up grabbing the hands on the clock multiple times for endings #17 and #25.

With this being said, I would also advise that you carefully read each 'Ending' and get a vague idea of what is required of it. If you accidentally click a button that is not part of the sequence, you may be forced to reset the playthrough by deleting your save file and starting again.

City Boom Ending #15
Press the red button to pop your first achievement.

Disobedience

Press the red button

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Press the red button again to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8008 in the new panel to reveal a panel with a date and two buttons and a floppy disk drive.
Press the red button another 14 times to reveal the hammer.
Pry the desk drawer to reveal the 'City Boom!' floppy disk.
Grab the floppy disk and insert it into the drive slot in order to boot the 'City Boom' game.
Click on the monitor screen to start the game. Complete the game without missing any bombs.
A message pops up saying: "YOU DROP ALL BOMB".

If you succeed, and do not miss a single bomb you will unlock the following:

Red Baron

Do not miss a single time in bomber scene

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NOTE: The City Boom game has to be perfect. All bombs have to destroy a building block and all city blocks have to be destroyed at the end. You can have bombs left over at the end.

RESET CONSOLE

Whack-A-Mole Ending #16
Press the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
Drag the hammer to the red button.
Hit the button with the hammer 3 times to reveal a bloody fetus in the center.
Hit the fetus once and then continuously hit each sac that appears out the console 3 times until each sac explodes.
Hit the fetus again to reveal more sacs. Repeat this process until they are all destroyed.
You'll beat it when the baby explodes and the window goes green only showing three symbols, these symbols aren't needed for anything.

NOTE: The game is timed by a trail of blood leaking towards the restart button, so try to be quick.

RESET CONSOLE

Shutdown Ending #2
Press the red button 20 times.
The screen then shuts off.

RESET CONSOLE

The Stanley Parable Ending #20
Press the red button 20 times. You will see the screen show 'Awaiting Input'.
Press the red button.
New red buttons will appear. Click those to reveal more buttons.
Keep clicking the new red buttons that appear until the screen displays "Thank You For Your Cooperation. You Got the Job."
The correct button combinations are highlighted in red within the images below:

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RESET CONSOLE

Mushroom Ending #3
Press the red button to reveal a switch.
Flip the switch.
Press the red button again.
The city then explodes into a mushroom or a nuclear bomb cloud and the screen glitches.

RESET CONSOLE

Satanic Ending #4
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the new panel to reveal a 7x7 grid of buttons.
Mark the five points of a star on the 7x7 panel (as shown in image below).

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A creepy face then appears and blood drips from the ceiling.

RESET CONSOLE

Illuminati Ending #5
Press the red button 16 times to reveal a hammer.
Drag the hammer to the monitor to break it.
Press the [ ? ] button within the monitor.
The game will automatically enter full screen displaying the 'All Seeing Eye' with some symbols rotating around it. These symbols are used for a separate ending.

You will also unlock:

We are watching

Unlock the hammer ending

We are watching
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RESET CONSOLE

Back to the Past Ending #6
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8008 in the new panel to reveal a panel with a date and two buttons.
Press the left button.
The entire room goes back in time to a mammoth.

RESET CONSOLE

Back to the Future Ending #7
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8008 in the new panel to reveal a panel with a date and two buttons.
Press the right button.
This is a reference to the Fallout franchise due to it taking you to 10/23/77, the day the bombs fell.
You will see the ruins of the city.

RESET CONSOLE

Reverse Ending #8
Press the red button 8 times to reveal the screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the top right panel to reveal four colored buttons.
Press the [Green] [Red] [Yellow] [Blue] buttons in this order.
The city inverts colors and turns upside down.

RESET CONSOLE

Black Hole Ending #9
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the ten-digit panel to reveal a four-digit panel.
Enter the code 1244 in the four-digit panel in the bottom right.
A black hole then appears out of the central tower and sucks up the top half of the city.

RESET CONSOLE

Robot New Ending #10
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the right to reveal a two-digit panel.
Enter the code 0010110 in the new panel.
A robot then runs in, zaps the city and punches over the central tower before standing in its place.

RESET CONSOLE

Space Invaders Ending #11
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Bottom Left] [Top Left] [Top Left] [Bottom Left] buttons in this order within the newly revealed panel.
A UFO tears the city down with a laser.

RESET CONSOLE

Meteor Rain Ending #12
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the ten-digit panel to reveal a four-digit panel.
Enter the code 3121 in the four-digit panel to reveal a small keyboard
Press the keys in this order: [Right] [Right] [Middle] [Left] [Left] [Left] [Middle] [Right].
Meteors then rain down on the city and it falls down.

RESET CONSOLE

Cthulhu Ending #13
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Press the red button six more times to reveal your screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the small panel on the bottom right side of the monitor and press the tiny red button that is now visible in order to reveal a nine-digit display.
Enter the code 011235813 in the top right 10-digit keypad.
A pillar and four spires shoot up out of the ground, and Cthulhu is on the pillar.

RESET CONSOLE

Nature Ending #14
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a 3-digit dial with 2 buttons.
Press the grey button 276 times and then press the small red button above it.
The city is then ravaged by plants.

RESET CONSOLE

Death Star Ending #17
Press the red button 16 times to reveal the screwdriver and hammer.
Drag the screwdriver to the 'Instruction' panel on the wall to your right to reveal 3 clocks and a slot. (One representing hour, minute and seconds)
Take the hammer and use it to smash the clock on the wall to the left of the monitor screen.
Grab and drag each of the hands to 12 o'clock.
A ticket will reveal itself through the slot where the 'Instruction' panel once was.
The ticket will have 4x6 dots some grey and some red.
Each red dot is equal to 1. From the bottom to the top add the red dots from each row to get a 6 number combination.

Example Code:

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Input your combination into the three-digit panel.


NOTE: The ticket will be different with each restart.
The city will then be obliterated by the Death Star's anti-ship laser.

RESET CONSOLE

Happy Demon Ending #18
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a 3-digit dial with 2 buttons.
Press the grey button 666 times and then press the small red button above it.
A panel with many symbols on it is revealed from the ceiling.
Turn off all symbols except the upwards pointing key, double wave, hourglass and bleeding eye. These are the same symbols that were shown in the Illuminati Ending.

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The buildings will then be all bouncy and happy.

RESET CONSOLE

The Something Ending #19
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a box with D4 written on it.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Enter the code 8267 in the new panel to reveal a 7x7 grid of buttons.
Going from 1-7 up & down and A-G left to right. Put the coordinates B4, D1, D4, D7 and F4 in the 7x7 grid. The image below shows the correct buttons to press:

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A diamond should be revealed in the D4 box on the top right side of the main console.
Enter the code 8020 into the ten-digit panel to slightly crack a new uncovered panel.
Press the red button 6 more times to reveal the screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the top right panel to reveal 4 coloured buttons.
Press [Yellow] [Red] [Blue] [Blue] in that order to fully crack the newly uncovered panel.
Drag the diamond into the right hole in the new panel revealed and then press the brown button to the left of it.
The plane from City Boom flies across the screen and gets eaten by a giant worm.

RESET CONSOLE

Papers Please Ending #21
Grab the Stamper located next to the printer on the left side of the main console.
There will be a passport on the main console which will now be open.
A man should appear on the screen, deny him entry by clicking the red stamp.
The sky then darkens and the city has lights that light up, suggesting a chain-link fence.

RESET CONSOLE

Earth Split Ending #22
Press the red button once so that the switch appears.
Click the arrow to the bottom right of the button and keep clicking in the directions of the new arrows to find more arrows until a grid appears (Image below):

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Press the following buttons in this order: Letters on the top going from left to right, Numbers on the side going from top to bottom: E1 D3 A1 A2 B1 B2.
Or simply use the following screenshot as reference and press the buttons with a white 'x' on them.

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The entire Earth will split in two and you will unlock the following:

3x5x6

Solve the secret puzzle in 6 moves

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RESET CONSOLE

Space Odyssey Ending #23
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel.
Input 2001 into the panel to reveal a 3-digit dial.
Spell out the word [E] [AR] [TH] with the letters and press the grey button underneath them to acquire a key.
Press the red button 6 more times to reveal your screwdriver.
Drag the screwdriver to the panel on the top right to reveal a set of 4 coloured buttons
Press the Yellow button 4 times within the panel to reveal a keyhole.
Drag the key into the keyhole.
This is a reference to "2001 A Space Odyssey".
A rocket launches into space and a baby appears.

RESET CONSOLE

Ocean Ending #24
Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the right to reveal a two-digit panel.
Enter 1001000 into the panel.
Water springs out of the ground and a boat sails on the newly created sea.

RESET CONSOLE

Is She Here? Ending #25
Press the red button 15 times so that the hammer appears.
Hit the clock in the room with the hammer.
Move all the hands on the clock to the 6.

NOTE:
If you wait 15 seconds before turning around, you can obtain yourself an additional achievement here.

See no evil

Don't look at the ghost for 15 seconds

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RESET CONSOLE

Toxic City Ending #26
Press the red button 8 times so that the screwdriver appears.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the left.
Drag the screwdriver to the small panel on the bottom right side of the monitor and press the tiny red button that is now visible in order to reveal a nine-digit display.
Enter the code 553700078 into the 10-digit keypad.
Get the gas mask from the locker behind you and put it on.
Press the red button.

RESET CONSOLE

Printer Ending #27
Press the red button 15 times so that the hammer appears.
Smash the printer with the hammer until it displays a "Printer Error" message on the screen.

RESET CONSOLE

Great Cleanser Ending #28
Simply pick up all the trash in the room and put it in the bin.

RESET CONSOLE

War Games Ending #29
Press the red button 16 times so that the hammer and screwdriver appear.
Pry open the desk drawer below the right side of the main console with the hammer.
Use the screwdriver to open the top right panel to reveal the coloured buttons.
Press the colored buttons in this order: [Red] [Yellow] [Yellow] [Blue].
Place the telephone in the drawer on the device that appears from pressing the coloured buttons.
Dial the following number: 311 399 2364.
Select '0' players on the screen.
This is a reference to the movie "War Games".

RESET CONSOLE

Obedience Ending #1
Wait 60 seconds without touching anything.
A conversation between you and another plays.

RESET CONSOLE

Coffee Ending #30
Complete all the above endings and press the red button one last time.
You get coffee and the credits appear.

If all of the above was done correctly without hitting any unnecessary buttons, you will unlock the following:

Decorate the room

Unlock every ending

Decorate the room
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Perfectionist

Unlock ending #30 without pressing any unnecessary buttons

Perfectionist
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If you managed to unlock both achievements, I have both Good news and Bad news for you.

Good news is that the most difficult achievements are done. Bad news however is you are now required to delete your save from the main menu.

Once deleted, you will unlock the following achievement:

Once again

Delete save file with all endings unlocked

Once again
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OK, so now that the most annoying achievements are done and out of the way, it's time to mop up.

Start by loading the game up again and you will have your colleague inform you that he is taking a bathroom break and he will be back in a minute. Simply wait a whole 60 seconds for him to return like he did for one of the endings. If you wait a further 3 minutes here, you can unlock the following:

Ergophobia

Wait for three more minutes after unlocking the peaceful ending

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Next up, you are going to need to hit the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer on the left side of the console. Simply grab the hammer and hit the printer to your left 37 times for an achievement.

PC Load Letter

Hammer the printer 37 times

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The next achievement will require you to follow these steps:

Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a panel with four buttons arranged in a square.
Press the [Top Right] [Bottom Right] [Bottom Right] [Top Right] buttons again in the newly revealed panel to reveal a 3-digit dial with 2 buttons.
Next you are required to hit the grey button 277 times within 60 seconds. You cannot hold the click button at any point (each click has to be pressed). If successful, you will unlock the following achievements:

The fastest in the Wild West

Progress the counter to 276 in one minute with single clicks

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Don't be distracted

Progress the counter from 0 to 277 with single clicks

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Next achievement requires you to lose at a game of Tic Tac Toe by following the steps below.

Press the red button 16 times so that the hammer and screwdriver appear.
Pry open the desk drawer below the right side of the main console with the hammer.
Use the screwdriver to open the top right panel to reveal the coloured buttons.
Press the colored buttons in this order: [Red] [Yellow] [Yellow] [Blue].
Place the telephone in the drawer on the device that appears from pressing the coloured buttons.
Dial the following number: 311 399 2364.

This will display the game Tic Tac Toe on the monitor.

Click the '1' on the screen in order to add a player. You will now be matched against the AI. All you have to do is lose. Pretty simple. Just allow the AI to get three in a row and you will unlock the following:

Losing Move

Lose in Tic-tac-toe

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The next bunch of achievements will be for making calls to different numbers using the telephone. In order to reveal the telephone, you will need to press the red button 16 times in order to reveal the hammer. Use the hammer on the drawer in the bottom right side of the terminal and it will reveal the telephone. Interact with the telephone and dial each of the following numbers for different achievements.

Dial - 6529770

Sausage King

Call 652-9770

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Dial - 8675309

Jenny Don't Change Your Number

Call 867-5309

Jenny Don't Change Your Number
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For the next achievement, you are required to dial a total of 10 secret numbers. You have already dialed 3/10 (1 from the main story and the 2 listed above), so you are only required to dial 7 more. Here is a small list of numbers to choose from:

0 (Operator)
911 (Emergency Services)
411 (Information)
555 2368 (Ghostbusters Reference)
606 0842 (B-52's Reference)
555 0123 (God's Number, Bruce Almighty Reference)
555 0100 (Vegas Vacation Reference)
2 13 55 5 4679 (Swingers Reference)
555 3455 (Seinfeld Reference)
555 0113 (Arrested Development Reference)
555 6162 (A-Team Reference)
6 36 5 55 3226 (Simpsons Reference)

Once you have dialed 7 numbers from the list above, you will unlock the following:

Wardialing

Call 10 secret numbers

Wardialing
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Next achievement will require you to use the UV light in order to reveal a hidden poster on the wall. In order to reveal this, you will need to do the following steps:

Press the red button twice to reveal a 3 button panel.
Enter the code 312213 in the new panel to reveal a lever.
Pull the lever to the right to reveal the UV light.

Grab the UV light and use it on the wall to the top left side of the monitor to unlock the following:

Who you gonna call?

Find the Hidden Ghost Poster

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Next achievement is a little tricky and may require a little patience and some level of skill as it requires you to be ridiculously quick and flawless with your actions at the same time. You are basically required to collect all of the rubbish around the office and dispose of it in the trash can within 15 seconds. There are 10 pieces in total, 6 of which are clustered relatively close to the trash can, 1 is under your desk with 2 just to left by the door, and the final 1 behind you by the filing cabinets.

I would advice pausing the game here and going to your options menu and setting the Look sensitivity to 10 and try getting used to this as I'm pretty sure it's borderline impossible if you do not.

Start by getting the farthest ones first, then move to the closer ones, so in order:

1. Furthest one behind you by the filing cabinet
2-3. By the door to the left of the console.
4. Under your desk
5-10. By the trash can itself.

If you need to, you can press and hold Left Trigger or Right Trigger for a moment to zoom in and get better aim on the balls.

The achievement will pop if done in time and your colleague will appear back from his bathroom break and thank you for cleaning up the place.

He's on fire!

Throw all the trash away within 15 seconds

He's on fire!
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If you really struggle with the above achievement, there is a method in which can manipulate the trash balls so that they become stretched and elongated which makes them easier to pick up. In order to do this you must spam the pick up/drop button until they stretch enough for you to try this.

You may have by now obtained all of the achievements as the last couple are cumulative, but if you haven't unlocked them already here is what remains.

Groundhog Day

Restart the game 100 times

Groundhog Day
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Easy enough. You can simply spam the cn_Y button to reset the console until you reach a total of 100 resets.

Button Maniac

Press 1000 buttons

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Pretty self explanitory. Simply continue to hit the red buttons a total of 1000 times. I would suggest the middle button as many times as you can, then press cn_Y to reset. Rinse and repeat.

If you have unlocked all of the achievements within this walkthrough up to this point, then you will unlock the final achievement for unlocking all the other achievements.

Completionist

Unlock all achievements

Completionist
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